partner tour

Describing one that has too many exes in a short amount of time

Person 1: dude, Adam is walking with his 7th girlfriend this month!
Person 2: thats crazy, he’s literally on a partner tour!
Adam: shut the fuck up

by ₽eri September 21, 2025

World Tour

To listen to music and dance while home alone. Usually pretending to be a famous pop star or singer.

Cierra: “ sorry I can’t talk on the phone I’m doing my Madonna world tour”

Me “wow can you send me your setlist when you’re done”

by Stacy Bang February 3, 2019

Art tour

A sexy latvian man who still only have one testicle

art tours for lief

by Blobigga January 25, 2019

Toure Johnson

A real racist prick that likes to hang around asian guys but hes black. He also is a master gaslighter, extremely homophobic. Does not want his girlfriend to have she/they pronouns. He loves fighting and his a master anime weeb. He does not know taekwondo.

Bro this dude Toure Johnson is such a prick bastard!

by ToureIsABastard March 18, 2022

Skimpies On Tour

Skimpy bar maids and dancers go on tour to different locations for work.

I wish Skimpies On Tour would come to our local.

I'm getting to go with Skimpies On Tour on the their next trip

by Skimpies On Tour May 26, 2016

2008 Europe Tour

Heroin overdose in mommy's basement

What did you do during the weekend my good Sir?
- I was on the 2008 Europe Tour

by Hankuman Bajen August 17, 2017

Alabama Piss Tour

When you into a Bucee’s gas station and piss a little and one toilet and go to the next one, trying to hold in your pee each time you piss so that you can piss in as many toilets as possible.

Hey man, I just had the best Alabama Piss Tour in Bucee’s man, there were so many toilets dude, I got at least 10!

by Gabe JoHanna June 28, 2025