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This Sega saga is one, if not the most anime game out there.

This is that jrpg disguised as a hack n slash/shooter (sometimes), It's like if you took a final fantasy online game, made it more simple and free, and on top of that, letting people set free their wildest anime fantasy. If it wasn't for the fact that this "fantasy" was not another way to just say "i wanna draw porn but I don't know how to draw so I load this game to make the most sexy and fuckable character ever, to show everybody my degeneracy" it would'nt be alive till this day.
This is also the game that has one of the simplest, yet monkey driven economy, with the most USELESS stuff being the most expensive... like emotes.
There are also not enough things to make this game worthwhile playing for two months. Although most of the players see it as a game to get freaking powerful and be the best player in the world having the best alliance in the world like this was something outta One Piece.
This game is also carried by the inmense amount of furries and role players, tryhards and kingpin wannabees. The game is also mostly rng, but not for those who pay to win.

In some regard the game is just a clusterfuck with almost nothing to do other than pretend you're "grinding" like in a Koei Tecmo game, when really is just everyone doing everything for you while increasing your chances of convulsing.
Guy a: Dude what the hell is that you're playing?
Guy b: Oh, I'm playing Phantasy Star Online 2: New Genesis

Guy a: All I see is an anime girl with big boobs and a big ass
Guy b: Yeah, that's the character I've created
Guy a: You really have to stop that porn addiction you have, man.

Guy b: I DON'T HAVE A PORN ADDICTION!!!!!!
by there they are, the voices. January 28, 2023
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GTA Online

A fun little game made by Rockstar games in 2013
Person 1: What's your Rank in GTA Online?
Person 2: 68
Person 1: cool.
by XboxGamerOne August 4, 2018
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Wonderland Online

WLO is a MMORPG where people waste their time and money to get their online personas a good reputation (somewhat akin to MapleStory). There are people who pose as your "friend" for personal gain, and can turn on you at any given moment. To be fair, there ARE nice people out there who are glad to help others out, but they are /quite/ scarce.

The world channel is a spamming hotspot, and characters sit around on Starter's Beach once they hit reborn, and alternate between just sitting there with their wifey/hubby/sis/gf/bf, PVP-ing each other to show off their "mad skills," and throwing water balls at people to piss them off.

As a friend of mine summarizes, it is "a game infested with in game dating drama and scammers of all sorts. there are beggars everywhere begging you to lvl them up fast and help them with quests and ask for gold, the currency used in this game...horny pedophiles hitting on teenage girls randomly for their sexual pleasures."

Ah, yes, how can we exclude those pedophiles we all know and love...and they aim for under-teens as well.. >_>
A typical scenario on Wonderland Online, perhaps on a Local Channel. Player Two is a cocky reborn/high level player and Player One likes to start problems-

Player One: Yo, green guy.
Player Two: me?!
Player One: Yeah. You. You ugly, bro

Player Two: Wtf?! who are u!!!

Player One: God.
Player Two: noway! i'm reporting u right after i spawn ur noob ass!
Player One: Umad, bro? Have fun trying. >| -logs out-

(Note: There is a handy little option of turning PVP mode off)

Another scenario with a pedophile and a naive youngster.
Player One: hi, cutie. want to hav some fun? :)
Player Two: hello! and sure !
Player One: how old are u ? :)
Player Two: i'm nine! how old are you?
Player One: i'm 35, baby.
Player Two: Ohhh, uhm my mommy told me not to talk to strange men.
Player One: dnt u worry, sweety, i'll make u feel real good ;) When my wife isnt home, y dont u come over and play?
Player Two: oo, sure! can i bring some friends along?
Player One: yah, sure, the more the merrier
by xPunishment June 12, 2011
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Online I-Spy

The game of I Spy - but played over MSN, Skype or other instant messaging services. It requires more creativity, imagination, and knowledge of the other player(s) than traditional I Spy. The guesser may request clues if they need help.
"Wanna play Online I-Spy"
"Sure thing!"
"I spy something beginning with...J"
"Jeans" -- "No"
"Juice" -- "No"
"Jumper" -- "Yessssssss! :D"
by Jamee999 May 23, 2009
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online friends

polu+jas
even doe we are continents apart
and time zones apart
but we still make the time
and hopefully one day we will meet
omg look its the online friends polu and jas
by fuckvalorant March 14, 2022
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Online Grooming

Online grooming is where someone befriends a child online and builds up their trust with the intention of exploiting them and causing them harm. Harm caused by grooming can be sexual abuse, both in person and online, and exploitation to obtain sexually explicit images and videos of the child. Grooming techniques could also be used to radicalise someone, or to obtain financial information from the child or their family.
Online grooming is a disgusting and vile act.
by yourafatpieceofshit August 5, 2022
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Temporary online friendlessness

What happens on your favorite internet forum or chat group right about 3pm in the afternoon. All the sudden you notice everyone is gone and you are all alone. Then you realize why. It's time for everyone to spend the last two hours of the workday actually producing something to justify their continued existence as an employee. Occurs for stay at home parents too, it's the point where they realize they better clean the house and throw in a load of close to justify their continued existence as a non-employee.

Adapted for the preteen and teen set: What happens around 10pm when all your friends had to get offline so their parents will think they are actually going to bed and to sleep, resolves in about an hour.
"Holy crap, there were 10 people here a second ago, where'd they all go? Oh, it's 3pm already. Man this day went by fast. I hate temporary online friendlessness. I guess I had better get some work done before I go home."

Jack: I know what you mean.
Angelica: I
Jack: What?
Jack: Where'd you go?
Jack: Oh, it's 10pm, I'm going to get something and be right back, come back when your parents think you are in bed.
Jack: I am not deterred by temporary online friendlessness.
by Harmony08 December 8, 2010
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