An acceptable rate of drunkness for the office.
You may have trouble with typing, talking loudly and feel slightly giddy when standing up from your desk.
You may have trouble with typing, talking loudly and feel slightly giddy when standing up from your desk.
Terence: Haha listen to Andrew laughing, he is being so loud!
Amy: I know, he went out at lunch so is most likely office drunk.
Amy: I know, he went out at lunch so is most likely office drunk.
by BeautyQueen004 May 6, 2010
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Joni: Hmmm, Troy isn't in his cubicle, let me see what he's up to so I can report it and feel like i'm doing something important.
Troy: "Excuse me, can I help you?"
Joni: "Oh, Troy, I didn't see you there." "I was just looking for something"
Troy: "Well, did you find it?"
Joni: "Ummm, no, I guess it isn't here." "It must be someplace else, see you later."
Troy: "That Joni is such an office space invader!"
Troy: "Excuse me, can I help you?"
Joni: "Oh, Troy, I didn't see you there." "I was just looking for something"
Troy: "Well, did you find it?"
Joni: "Ummm, no, I guess it isn't here." "It must be someplace else, see you later."
Troy: "That Joni is such an office space invader!"
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by OthedevastatorO April 13, 2011
Get the office religion mug.A sexual position in which a male or female is handcuffed with their hands locked behind the neck of the toilet (below the tank, above the bowl). The person in this position is either standing or kneeling with their head above or resting on the seat or rim of the commode.
It is unclear where the name "Todd" came from, but the jailhouse reference is clear. Usually a position of dominance, power and humiliation, it may be used in a variety of fetishes and frequently does not involve actual intercourse.
It is unclear where the name "Todd" came from, but the jailhouse reference is clear. Usually a position of dominance, power and humiliation, it may be used in a variety of fetishes and frequently does not involve actual intercourse.
She was left in the bathroom in an Officer Todd for two hours while her girlfriends took turns tickling her with feathers when they felt like it.
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Get the Office tent mug.A male co-worker that nobody likes and makes fun of behind their back. They are usually found kissing the exec team's asses.
Karen: "I invited Dale to go to dinner with us tonight!"
Tim: "Damn it Karen!! Everyone knows he's the OCW here!"
Karen: OCW?
Tim: Office Cock Waffle!
Tim: "Damn it Karen!! Everyone knows he's the OCW here!"
Karen: OCW?
Tim: Office Cock Waffle!
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