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Office Drunk

An acceptable rate of drunkness for the office.

You may have trouble with typing, talking loudly and feel slightly giddy when standing up from your desk.
Terence: Haha listen to Andrew laughing, he is being so loud!

Amy: I know, he went out at lunch so is most likely office drunk.
by BeautyQueen004 May 6, 2010
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Office Space Invader

Anyone at work who has no respect for your office space, usually a co-worker, who will "invade" your cubicle or any other office space without permission to "borrow" office supplies that they themselves have run out of, or they just want to snoop and say that they're looking for something that they've lost.
Joni: Hmmm, Troy isn't in his cubicle, let me see what he's up to so I can report it and feel like i'm doing something important.

Troy: "Excuse me, can I help you?"

Joni: "Oh, Troy, I didn't see you there." "I was just looking for something"

Troy: "Well, did you find it?"

Joni: "Ummm, no, I guess it isn't here." "It must be someplace else, see you later."

Troy: "That Joni is such an office space invader!"
by Jachzehn July 25, 2010
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office religion

noun, a religion you pretend to have to get off work on there holidays.
Phil: "Tim has such an office religion I never see him at my Jewish Temple". Frank: "probably".
by OthedevastatorO April 13, 2011
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Officer Todd

A sexual position in which a male or female is handcuffed with their hands locked behind the neck of the toilet (below the tank, above the bowl). The person in this position is either standing or kneeling with their head above or resting on the seat or rim of the commode.

It is unclear where the name "Todd" came from, but the jailhouse reference is clear. Usually a position of dominance, power and humiliation, it may be used in a variety of fetishes and frequently does not involve actual intercourse.
She was left in the bathroom in an Officer Todd for two hours while her girlfriends took turns tickling her with feathers when they felt like it.
by Slivrr October 7, 2011
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Office tent

Gettin' a boner during a meeting at work.
"Got an office tent today when Kendall showed up in that short skirt"
by Spooningwithsatan February 22, 2017
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Office Cock Waffle

A male co-worker that nobody likes and makes fun of behind their back. They are usually found kissing the exec team's asses.
Karen: "I invited Dale to go to dinner with us tonight!"
Tim: "Damn it Karen!! Everyone knows he's the OCW here!"
Karen: OCW?
Tim: Office Cock Waffle!
by FlyingSquirrel2018 January 5, 2018
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Officer Smooth Dick

First One Night Stand With An Individual Whose Location Is Too Good To Be True. Commonly Referred To A Neighbor.
by ShadesOn May 29, 2018
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