oppar

used by koreaboos cuz they take the "r" out of nowhere lolz
comes from korean word "oppa" witch means "older brother" from a younger girl

jaywhypee oppar looked so hot on stage today

by chans_smooth_armpit February 6, 2021

Schrodinger's Oppenheimer

A delightfully perplexing cosmic conundrum paying homage to the renowned physicist J. Robert Oppenheimer and his pivotal role in the development of the first nuclear bomb. This whimsical phenomenon embodies the essence of quantum absurdity, where one's taste buds are suspended in a state of delectable uncertainty. Picture this: sinking your teeth into a freshly baked chocolate chip cookie while simultaneously stubbing your toe on an oblivious coffee table. In that fleeting moment, the universe playfully merges the blissful sweetness of the cookie with the agonizing pain of the stubbed toe, leaving you to ponder the paradoxical wonders of Schrodinger's Oppenheimer. It's a hilariously explosive collision of culinary and physical sensations, a true testament to the peculiar twists and turns of existence. Only those with a knack for cosmic mishaps can fully appreciate the quantum flavors and toe-tapping oddities of this deliciously absurd phenomenon.

In other words, when she bites yo dick and it makes ya feel good.

I was in the kitchen with my slime baking edibles when I accidentally pulled Schrodinger's Oppenheimer.
We was so high we forgot to turn off the gas on the stove!

by Foreskin Master July 18, 2023

Oppression Olympics

Oppression Olympics is the tactic used by Alt-Leftists in Western society that's used to silence people who are "privileged", attempting to render their qualms useless. The pecking order (Bottom to top) goes:
White straight men, black straight men, white straight women, white gay men, white gay women, black gay men, white transsexuals FtM, white transsexuals MtF, black straight women, black gay women, black transsexuals FtM, black transsexuals MtF.
Although the tactic is used by Alt-Leftists, the term is used by those who oppose it.

Person 1: "You know, I'm not huge on this new obsession with teaching African history to students over the Roman Empire"
Person 2: "Well lucky you're a white guy so your opinion is not required"
Person 1: "I ain't playing this Oppression Olympics shit with you, man."

by Opoisredkkvrov June 7, 2021

oppo

Friend (orignally military) (From "Opposite Number")

This is a picture of me and my oppo in the desert

by baggs August 19, 2003

opportunivore

An individual who seeks food in any situation where no exchange of capital is needed, e.g., dumpster diving or crashing a wedding buffet

As an opportunivore, Lance preferred sponging off of friends rather than braving the cold, wet dumpsters.

by Dr. Octopus December 18, 2002

Internalized Oppression

The act of becoming triggered, in which the individual does not show that they are triggered dispite being so.

Person: I'm a feminist, but I don't agree with your accusations against Hugh Mungus.

Zarna Joshi : "INTERNALIZED OPPRESSION!!!"

by Internalize Oppression April 19, 2017

Hooters Girl Opportunity Window

The amount of time a Hooters Girl is single and available as a dating prospect. Usually measured in milliseconds.

Guy 1: "Did you hear? Dawn the Hooters Girl is Single!"
Guy 2: "Forget it. That information is at least 10 minutes old. The Hooters Girl Opportunity Window on that one closed."

by bobandbill July 12, 2011