Dirty Narelle

When you get so black out drunk after a meth binge, you forget you shat yourself and decide to masterbate with crusty fecal matter all over your bits and develop a yeast infection.. Then bake break with it.

"Fuck sake.. Had to take a long shower after a Dirty Narelle again"

by Benzerker April 11, 2023

Ba-nurkle-durkle

The act of slouching in bed after a long night of banana-balling. Many belief that an honest ba-nurkle-durkle can only be achieved by being a total machine in the sheets. This is true. A banurkle-durkle requires both stamina and absolute focus to aquire perfection, but is paired with the classy lazyness of a hurkle-durkle.

1: Wanna tag along to the corner store? 2: Nah dude, this buzzin' chick I took home last night gave me crazy Banana Balls, and now I'm in total Ba-nurkle-durkle mode

by LilWormy June 16, 2023

dirty nurdle

After sticking your toothbrush in your partners ass, you then place your nurdle ( dab of toothpaste) on the toothbrush and brush your teeth. Keeps your breath from smelling like shit.

Thanks to the dirty nurdle my breath smells like minty fresh shit, instead of straight shit.

by Oldnsaty January 17, 2024

nu imi place numele asta eu il s

a black guy was once on a discord channel with his friends and they were thinking about a name for the black guy, they came up with blec_nicrer but he felt offended and changed his name in "nu imi place numele asta eu il s"

Hey man what are u doing?

nu imi place numele asta eu il s
blec_nicrer
albastru/roz

by albasytug/rozc February 9, 2024

Polish Purple-Nurple

During intercourse, when a morbidly obese Polish woman grabs onto both of your nipples and starts aggressively twisting as you begin to ferociously nut everywhere.

"I ejaculated so hard, it reminded me of a polish purple-nurple"

by JamesNewton February 4, 2025

FLIPPY FLOPPY SLOPPY TOPPY PURPLE SLURPLE GERBIL NURPLE

WHEN YO ASS SO DESPERATE FOR GOOD GRADES YOU GOTTA GET THAT FLIPPY FLOPPY SLOPPY TOPPY PURPLE SLURPLE GERBIL NURPLE DEAL FROM YO TEACHER.

STUDENT: IM LOW ON FUGGIN GRADEEES
TEACHER: GIVE ME THE FLIPPY FLOPPY SLOPPY TOPPY PURPLE SLURPLE GERBIL NURPLE TREATMENT, MY LIL WHORE

by genemutant November 22, 2023