Rustic fap

Person 1: shit I dropped my phone in the shitter.
Person 2 (also in shitter): shit dude how you gonna spank the monkey now?
Person 1: It’s cool dude I can just go from memory

Person 2: oh the rustic fap I see...

by Daddydangler the angler June 7, 2018

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fap juice

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DUDE, hold my fap juice in your mouth, ok?

Sure thing, DUDE.

by DPsyche May 24, 2016

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Dry Fapping

The art of fapping without the use of lubrication like lotions and the like. When during climax, you aim the penis towards a container like a toilet where you can easily flush it. Using this art, you will have no cum stains everywhere and you don't need to wipe the lube off of your penis. Clean and efficient.

I use dry fapping when I don't want to make a mess.

by Shiro 白 December 12, 2019

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fap itis

Fap Itis is referred to the sudden onset of drowsiness following a fap (masterbation) session.

John: Hey bro wanna go chill or something?
Rick: Nah man I've got the fap itis.

by negev September 12, 2013

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fap forward

When one skips the first few minutes of a pornographic video (in most cases, free and online) that set up the plot of the porn. These few minutes are often filled by poor acting and frequently face plot issues such as hesitancy toward incest, sexual ultimatums, school girls offering sexual favors to their teachers, etc. Some pornographic sites have recently begun to do everyone a favor and provide bookmarks in their videos so that one may "fap forward" precisely to the sexual content.

Mike 1: Yo I was hesitant to click on this 50 minute porno on Brazzers last night but it was totally worth it!
Mike 2: Wow you sat through the whole thing?
Mike 1: No I just fap forwarded 38 minutes past the principal convincing the school girl to deep-throat his chode.

by Mike and Mike the Accountants April 28, 2017

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