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New York City

A big, urban, fast, big, American, big, landmarked, tourist attraction and did I mention big city located on the Eastern Seaboard on the Atlantic Ocean on the United States. Split into 5 parts, Manhatten, Staten (Long) Island, Queens, The Bronx and Brooklyn. Everything in New York is BIG! The buildings are big, the population is big, the people have big attitudes along with big hearts at the same time, the influence is big, the number of things you can do are big and the number of places you can eat and live are big. The only thing that's small in NY is the Cotton Club. Also known as the Big Apple and the City That Never Sleeps. Holder of Central Park, The Empire State Building, Times Square, Radio City, 8 million people, 7 sports teams (Rangers, Islanders, Yankees, Mets, Jets, Giants and Knicks) and a hell of alot of character and influence. Apparently went through a really bad period from the Stock Market Crash to Guliani becoming mayor where there were huge crime rates, poverty rates etc. But after Guliani came in, he cleaned the city up. I DO know this, because I went to New York and it was great.
I went to New York City in May and I loved it. The atmosphere is great where everyone's walking around, it's safe, it's clean, there's alot to do, the people are really nice and it has character. The city itself is a wonder of the world. Only problem about New York is it's easy to get lost. But you've just got to watch where your going, that's all.

New York Yankees 

New York Yankees by bumhole July 13, 2004

new york giants 

Best team in the NFL. Only team that can beat Tom Brady in the Super Bowl. Legends like crackhead Lawrence Taylor and the savior Odell have played on this team. Called New York even though they are on Jersey.
"All hail, THE NEW YORK GIANTS!!!!" said King Julian in Madagascar.

New York Yankees 

The best team in baseball for many years, however now is struggling because of a depleated minor league farm system. The New York Yankees continously own the Boston Red Sox, and if you don't believe it take for example the 5-game sweep. They are better than the Mets, as they had the same record as them last year and the Mets are in the National League so you can basically obviously distinguish who is better. Also, the Yankees earned all the money they have. They didn't go digging for gold and strike it.
Phil Hughes, Matt DeSalvo and Chris Basak from (AAA) must be ready to get the New York Yankees some major help, fast.

New York Thruway 

Getting a blumpkin in the bathroom of a greyhound bus while going down the highway.
On the way to the ski hill I got a New York Thruway from your mom.
New York Thruway by Matty K January 25, 2005

New York Breakfast of Champions 

The act of sticking a spoon backwards into a girls butthole whilst maneuvering her to scoop up cereal and feed yourself in New York.
Mac: Yo dis bitch genna gave me a New York Breakfast of Champions yesterday

James: Way to go dudeson