mustard

Slang for money

You get busted, I neva leave home without mustard
- Method Man (He's from Queens/Long Island so this rhymes)

by johnnyblaze March 8, 2008

muzturd

a quick reply when a person has lost interest in a conversation.

Alex: Yup, i think that solves everything. What do u think sean?
Sean: a a a da da uh. muzturd

by Tsorng-Hui September 8, 2007

mustard pimp

the greatest thing to happen to electro

mustard pimp killed they're set, best dj group ive ever seen live and ever heard, period

by Pope Rellik October 30, 2011

cusp mustard

the state of which the cusp of your penis discharges a substance that resembles the tase and texture of mustard.

shanon walked into the room and proceeded to tell us about the nasty cusp mustard on her boyfreinds dick.

by schmibones August 4, 2009

Hot Yellow Ass Mustard

Hot Yellow Ass Mustard: the result of anally straining oneself beyond one's limits then exposing that matter to a heated element.

After we ate the bean burrito we had a farting contest in which Matt pushed too hard and sprayed ass mustard all over the space heater causing it to become hot yellow ass mustard.

by Frankendouche September 11, 2005

Mustard

A derogatory term for any homosexual of Hispanic descent - especially Mexican - or those who very closely associate with such persons.

I walked in on Juan and Pedro last night - the mental image of those passionate mustards will haunt me until my dying days...

by Golgomath May 9, 2010

masturdate

Masturbating before a date so you don't think about sex the whole date. As seen in "There's Something About Mary."

Jim: Dude, are you ready for this double date with Crystal and Lisa?

Jack: Yeah. Just let me masturdate first. Lisa's so hot, I don't want to ruin this!

by Vinchenzonaughti March 3, 2008