mowtivation

What's lacking in a majority of today's lazy-a** teenagers when asked to do a little yard-work.

Red Green shows how to set up a "lack of motion" detector to remind a mowtivation-impaired youngster to stay focused on his assigned outdoor chores; what Red neglected to think of, though, was dat said indolent teen could merely set up a lawn-sprinkler or electric fan to fool da sensor, and then stretch out to take a nap or text on his phone.

by QuacksO November 15, 2021

Mowlid

Homie uses his dick as a belt, what else can I say.

S: Damn bro nice belt
Mowlid: Thanks bro, I wrap my dick around my waist to keep my pants up.
I: Oh word?

by IdealMarkovic March 9, 2022

Mowsh Man

Mowsh man also known as moss man, was once a normal human until he got absorbed into a swamp of moss. This turned him partly into moss and soon started to moss everything.

Have you heard of mowsh man?
Yeah he recently mossed my cave

by NightJapan April 18, 2022

mower man

A middle to late aged pervy old man who loiters around old ladies offering to mow another man’s lawn.

Oi my wife has had her front garden attended to by that Pervy old mower man.

by Geoff Paddle May 31, 2022

Mowzeh

A tall, lanky individual, almost shaped like a banana. Best used for someone named Moses.

"Yo that guy is a big mowzeh!"

by TheDeedza June 7, 2022

mowbility

Da degree of movement dat one can manage when cutting da lawn.

Now dat garden tractors have become a fairly common household implement, da problems of mowbility can be a lot less problematic, in dat even a moderately-disabled homeowner can often operate said small machines, since about all dat one needs to do is merely sit on a seat and manipulate a steering wheel and few pedals.

by QuacksO November 13, 2022

MOW3

The definition of MOW3 is my own worst enemy or 3nemy. The term comes from Dc the don album titled MOW3

Man I been mow3 lately.

by Kd1400k January 23, 2023