Mashed Potatoes

an exceptionally heavy ejaculate, generally after prolonged abstinence from sexual activities

The next girl I fuck is gonna get a face full of mashed potatoes

by Shiesty McNasty December 24, 2009

Mashed Potato Johnson

During sex, One gets a hot bowl of mashed potatoes,and spoon feeds his partner with his penis.Also he can use his penis like a catapult to Fling the Mashed Potatoes into his partners mouth.

Did you bang her yet?
>Yeah,we did freaky stuff,I gave her a Mashed Potato Johnson and It flung into Clarissa's eye

by horizonWhitey February 25, 2010

Throll mosher

An absolute dildo who can only take part in a mosh pit by grabbing and tugging on other people's clothes and pulling them around. Body banging and hitting people is also essential to a throll moshers repertoire.

also: throll mosha

That guy who hit me in the face at the Rage concert, what a throll moshing faggot.

by dethstyl March 19, 2004

mashed potatoes

Said in reference to sneaking up behind someone and humping them in the butt. Giving them ur mashed potatoes means to ejaculate in said person's anus. This is enjoyed by gay men and extremely slutty/kinky girls.

"Come here boy u gonna get sum a deeze mashed potatoes"

by dont worry about it February 12, 2005

meshe

Name

My name is meshe

by Sherizaan June 23, 2017

mashed potatoes

n. A starchy fictional food, looks like glue, or diarrhea. In fiction, it is manifestly made from mashing potatoes (peeled or unpeeled), or sometimes baked, potatoes with a ricer, fork or potato masher.

In real life, it is not possible to mash a potato.

See also Wonka Bar.

"I'm going to make some mashed potatoes."
"That's ridiculous, they don't exist!"

by Some wise guy aha! August 16, 2009

emo and moshers

emo-totally great people they are awsome they DO NOT slit thier wrists it is mainly chavs who make up that kind of shit.
moshers-the best people. who listen to the best music. who are just AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!

to a trying to be cool mum- better than the rest
to a chav- the people that can K.O you in a punch
to a emo and moshers- damn you guys are cool

by jake-d February 13, 2008