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Mr. Morris

A Fat fucking pig who puts kids though hell for no damn reason.
"Fuck Mr. Morris" said Landyn
by FortniteBot534 October 29, 2019
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Morris

The act of ejaculation on a females sphincter then slurping it up and spitting it into her mouth
So I was with a hooker last night and I totally gave her the morris
by cherokee rat July 6, 2010
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molvis

any substance or mammal smelling of a distinct combination of B.O., coffee, cigarettes, puke, and mold. Molvis is very recognizable in any 15 foot radius. it's very gross, and you might pass out if you come too close to it.
example #1
annie going to babysit the children: hi kids! i've missed you!

kids: eww, go away, you smell like MOLVIS.. mollllvisssssssssssss!!!!


example #2
guy: so i was doin this chick last night, it was pretty sloppy but considering i was gettin some it was still pretty good. then out of nowhere there was this nasty overwhelming molvis smell comin from her downstairs situation, so i was like mayyyneee fuck dis shiiiit i gotsta get outta hurrrrrrr nigga! so then i dipped out and left dat bitch.

other guys: nigaaa you was right to dip outta dat. you mighta got da HERP or somethin nastyy if you overstayed yo welcome tooo long in dat vag!
by Johannaaaaaa December 9, 2008
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Zack Morris Phone

an early mobile phone known mainly for for it's bulky size(from a character in the sitcoms Good Morning and Saved By the Bell, known for using this type of phone)
How the hell can anyone fit a Zack morris phone on their belt.
by The Return of Light Joker March 25, 2008
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Zack Morris

To rock out with an 1980's style electric guitar solo similar to that of any of the major hair bands of that period.
Weezer typically likes to Zack Morris it up on stage after their concerts with an extended electric guitar solo.
by Avram April 4, 2005
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Rigor Mortis

A Texas metal band that came along just after Boss Tweed and Pantera and was signed on Capitol records. Rigor Mortis was best known for songs like Speed Whore, Mummified and ZOG. They were also well known for being heroin addicts but still a top notch very professional band. One night at Joes Garage while Rigor Mortis was playing a guy jumped up on the stage and stabbed a couple of the band members.
Rigor Mortis blew the doors off of Joe's Garage last night.
by Rivothead June 4, 2009
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nigga mortis

the phenomenal event that happens to black people after death where the muscles in the body stiffen.
Q: What happened to the black guy after he died?
A: He got nigga mortis!!!
by Contrary_Mary November 25, 2007
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