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mexican morning

Waking up after a night of drinking nothing but Tequila or Mezcal.
The party was fucking insane

Yeah it was good, woke up to a Mexican morning though, I felt like shit.
by El rober January 15, 2014
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Morning thickness

Morning thickness: adverb; the state of feeling bloated (thick) before taking a morning dump.
I woke up feeling rather rotund. I had a feeling of morning thickness hoping soon my morning dump would alleviate the discomfort.
by Chett2tees October 21, 2017
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morning shadow

It's the thin layer of beard that grows overnight since yesternight's shave.
I love your "morning shadow", keep it up Mr. Shi!
by Ye W. December 15, 2011
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morning rope

when an aging man loses his ability to wake up wit morning wood, thus it is essentially the opposite of morning wood.
george found that he had once again woke up with morning rope.
by beevisandbutthead December 8, 2009
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Morning Mahogany

When you wake up wif morning wood so hard that it hurts to keep it inside your pants
Girlfriend: when I woke up this morning I saw you lying down with your dick out to the sky

Boyfriend: sorry about that, I had morning mahogany so bad it hurt to keep it in my pants

Girlfriend: don't worry, I didn't mind ;)
by The Nigerican June 22, 2011
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Morning Mald

The chronic habit of vocally complaining about the atrocities of an everyday morning, ie. getting out of bed, hygiene, dealing with work you put off yesterday; usually in text or on social media.
Person 1: Why do I always wake up to Person 2 spewing a text wall about how much he hates going to class in the chat?
Person 3: He has a bad case of morning mald, he probably doesn't sleep enough.
by Hoioidoi October 16, 2023
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morning turd

the kind of person who likes to wake up in the morning to get things done, but rather lays in bed entertaining harrowing and negative thoughts like whether their parents love them in a sort of cynical, half-hazed slumber
wow i should really wake up and make some coffee, i'm being a morning turd
by The-real-cobra-queen September 5, 2019
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