The party was fucking insane
Yeah it was good, woke up to a Mexican morning though, I felt like shit.
Yeah it was good, woke up to a Mexican morning though, I felt like shit.
by El rober January 15, 2014
Get the mexican morningmug. I woke up feeling rather rotund. I had a feeling of morning thickness hoping soon my morning dump would alleviate the discomfort.
by Chett2tees October 21, 2017
Get the Morning thicknessmug. by Ye W. December 15, 2011
Get the morning shadowmug. when an aging man loses his ability to wake up wit morning wood, thus it is essentially the opposite of morning wood.
by beevisandbutthead December 8, 2009
Get the morning ropemug. Girlfriend: when I woke up this morning I saw you lying down with your dick out to the sky
Boyfriend: sorry about that, I had morning mahogany so bad it hurt to keep it in my pants
Girlfriend: don't worry, I didn't mind ;)
Boyfriend: sorry about that, I had morning mahogany so bad it hurt to keep it in my pants
Girlfriend: don't worry, I didn't mind ;)
by The Nigerican June 22, 2011
Get the Morning Mahoganymug. The chronic habit of vocally complaining about the atrocities of an everyday morning, ie. getting out of bed, hygiene, dealing with work you put off yesterday; usually in text or on social media.
Person 1: Why do I always wake up to Person 2 spewing a text wall about how much he hates going to class in the chat?
Person 3: He has a bad case of morning mald, he probably doesn't sleep enough.
Person 3: He has a bad case of morning mald, he probably doesn't sleep enough.
by Hoioidoi October 16, 2023
Get the Morning Maldmug. the kind of person who likes to wake up in the morning to get things done, but rather lays in bed entertaining harrowing and negative thoughts like whether their parents love them in a sort of cynical, half-hazed slumber
by The-real-cobra-queen September 5, 2019
Get the morning turdmug.