A female equivalent of morning wood. It involves the random firming of the breasts between 4am-12pm. This may or may not be accompanied by a strong desire to have sex.
Jane: *yawns and feels breasts* "Mmmm They're so firm. I bet Jack will enjoy these morning melons." ;)
by CandyCup August 6, 2011
Get the morning melonsmug. I woke up feeling rather rotund. I had a feeling of morning thickness hoping soon my morning dump would alleviate the discomfort.
by Chett2tees October 21, 2017
Get the Morning thicknessmug. by shlaynana May 16, 2023
Get the ass in the morningmug. a morning where everything seems to be just perfect and amazing and is probably the best morning of your life. sadly this morning doesnt exist so its a mythical morning.
by whatgum July 17, 2012
Get the mythical morningmug. by Hetril August 12, 2016
Get the morning wettiemug. A standing sex position;
While holding the girl upside-down by her hips and her belly facing outward, she spreads her legs out while sucking your cock and you see her glistening camel-toe in the morning light.
Male and female positions can be exchanged at mild discomfort.
While holding the girl upside-down by her hips and her belly facing outward, she spreads her legs out while sucking your cock and you see her glistening camel-toe in the morning light.
Male and female positions can be exchanged at mild discomfort.
Yo, Jenny and I tried the morning camel the other day, couldn't even hold me up bruh. She doesn't even lift.
by TheMorningCamel February 9, 2017
Get the morning camelmug. Person 1: Hey man, i finally found that one classical song!
Person 2: Yeah, i know the one. Its called morning mood.
Person 2: Yeah, i know the one. Its called morning mood.
by Ligma Fella September 8, 2018
Get the Morning Moodmug.