Monke 

Monke is life. Life is monke. Give monke banana. Monke happy. Monke god. Monke chonky. Monke life.

Dude 1: Yo bro did you worship monke today?

Dude 2: no bro i didn’t.

Dude 1: *pulls out brown lightsaber* u know what is ment to happen

Dude 2: *pulls out red lightsaber* i do!

*epic battle scene*

*Dude 2’s arm got cutoff cause he a loser*

Dude 2: Ahhhhhh! *dies of not living*

*monke god summons*

Monke god: u have done well bro

Dude 1: Yes god! I have!

Ending

Monke by monkegoddoode December 9, 2020

Le Monke 

The second coming of Jesus who’s well known for his powerful words.

Dude #1: Oh my monke! I love Le Monke
Dude #2: Me too!
Le Monke: *Fart*
Uh oh
Stinky
Poop
Ahahahahahaha
Poopies
Funny poopies
Alalalalala
Haha
Funny poop, poop funny
Wheee
Haha
Yay, more poopie
Good poopie
Poopie funny
Hahahahahahaha
Poo poo poo poo poo poo poo, funny
Yay
Fun fun poop!
Hee, hee, hee
Poop poopie, yay
Poop make me happy happy happy
Yahahahahaha
Uh oh
I think I made a poopie
Pooping pants no diaper that's funny
Hahahahahahahahaha
Oopsie, poopie underwear now
Heee heehee
We want poopies
We want poopies
Hahahahahahahah
Hahahahaha
Hahahahahahahahahaha
Hahahaha
Poohoohoo-ah (cough)
Poop

Le Monke by Le Monke is Jesus October 8, 2019

Fat Monkey 

A very plump, juicy vagina. Usually used as an adjective for a delightfully ample female private area.

Hey, girl! Let me get some of that Fat Monkey!

Fat Monkey by Snow Right September 3, 2016

Monkeysphere 

The group of people you conceptualize as individuals & can empathize with. All humans outside of it are more or less just a walking bag of flesh, blood & bones that just so happen to be the same species as you. The maximum number of people that can be kept in a monkeysphere is estimated to be around 150.

Person 1: Look at that nerd!
Person 2: Hey! That's STEVEN.
Person 1: You know him?
Person 2: Yeah, he's in my monkeysphere.
Person 1:......Your what now?

Monkeysphere by jillianimal March 23, 2011

Monkey Snausage 

A person that is just gooning around so hard, that the word goon is not enough. So you call them a Monkey Snausage, or Monkey Snausagelet

Bro, that dude has been Monkey Snausageing around for the past 3 hours. He's the biggest goon!

Monkey Snausage by Libby Herr November 19, 2014

Monkie Kid 

A LEGO cartoon based on chinese culture, particularly The Monkey King & Journey to the West. The fandom is pretty bizarre since more than half of the community have a crush on either Macaque or Sun Wukong, but putting that aside, the cartoon also has it's own toyline!

Person 1: I watched Monkie Kid and I loved it.
Person 2: Did you find Macaque attractive?
Person 1: Maybe? I'm not gay, but maybe.

Monkie Kid by myotheracc7 July 9, 2022

bugs monkey 

somebody who is butt ugly with buck teeth

Yo, dude look like bugs monkey!

bugs monkey by Ijuks January 11, 2009