mock speed

how fast someone makes fun of you

-compliments to the author who coined this “Amy Ulluriak Lord”

Sure enough, when a typo is made online, Kyle moves at Mock Speed to be the first to point it out and bully the O.P.

by jornumunroj April 26, 2023

Mockery

What Dylan Mulvaney makes of women... And it's FUCKING HILARIOUS! What? Are you too good to be mocked? That's weird... You don't seem to have a problem with ME being mocked for MY immutable qualities... Hmmm... It's weird... That's weird... Seems a little inconsistent... Seems like the women who are offended need to do what they would tell ME to do if I bitched about being offended by some... Which is shut the fuck up and go fuck yourself! Ahahahahahahaha!

Hym "Oh no! The trans is making a mockery of women! Women are too good to be mocked! They... Ummm... They... Wait... What do they do that makes them too good to be mocked? Uuuumm...... I got nothing.... I donno... I'll get back to you..."

by Hym Iam April 27, 2023

Mocket

A pocket that isn’t real: a mock pocket

•Those jeans have mockets

•That’s not a real pocket, it’s a mocket

by Clare Cross May 9, 2023

Mockivational Quote

A portmanteau of "mocking" and "motivational," a mockivational quote is a satirical or cynical take on the traditional motivational quote. This type of quote often employs humor, sarcasm, or irony to challenge the overly optimistic, simplistic, or cliché nature of conventional motivational sayings.

Mockivational quotes are not intended to demotivate or discourage, but rather to provoke thought, question conventional wisdom, or provide a humorous perspective on life's challenges. They can serve as a form of comedic relief, particularly in contexts where traditional motivational advice seems inapplicable, inadequate, or overly idealistic.

"Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood." - Bill Murray

After a long day at work, Jane shared a mockivational quote on her social media: "Remember, Rome wasn't built in a day. But then again, they didn't have access to modern technology."

by BalticBierBear May 16, 2023

mockingbord

Yeah, I know sometimes
Things may not always make sense to you right now
But hey, what'd daddy always tell you?
Straighten up, little soldier
Stiffen up that upper lip
What you cryin' about?
You got me
Hailie, I know you miss your mom, and I know you miss your dad
When I'm gone, but I'm tryna give you the life that I never had
I can see you're sad even when you smile, even when you laugh
I can see it in your eyes, deep inside, you wanna cry
'Cause you're scared, I ain't there? Daddy's with you in your prayers
No more crying, wipe them tears, daddy's here, no more nightmares
We gon' pull together through it, we gon' do it
Lainie, uncle's crazy, ain't he? Yeah, but he loves you, girl, and you better know it
We're all we got in this world, when it spins, when it swirls
When it whirls, when it twirls, two little beautiful girls
Lookin' puzzled, in a daze, I know it's confusing you
Daddy's always on the move, mama's always on the news
I try to keep you sheltered from it, but somehow, it seems
The harder that I try to do that, the more it backfires on me
All the things growin' up as daddy that he had to see
Daddy don't want you to see, but you see just as much as he did

mockingbord

by guywithor May 18, 2023

Mock-it-all

1) An individual that mocks certain people consistently, potentially making normal tasks harder as the suffering victim has to re-think the same memory constantly

2) Someone who despises a certain thing as the days go on

1) I hate Mock-it-alls

2) He was a Mock-it-all in class

by Potato fan May 27, 2023

Mocking

I mean... What? Is it "NoT yOuR pRoBlEm"

Hym "I mean, you're the one mocking me. If it weighs on my conscience than why should it not on yours?

by Hym Iam August 8, 2023