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Marijuana

1) A drug containing THC.

2) What high school kids try to pass off as a "hardcore drug"...You aren't a drug addict or a real user if you do the weakest recreational drug out there. Even chronic/dro isn't up to level with cocaine, heroin, crack, LSD, Angeldust etc.
High Schooler - Yo, I'm a druggie, I do marijuana all the time.

John - Dude, weed is a joke compared to real drugs.
by RealG July 16, 2007
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It's a green plant that you can use for...uh...um....what were we talking about again?
Marijuana is all-natural. Then again, so is arsenic and monkey dung.
by Bill M. July 27, 2004
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Marijn

A fat ugly creature, who loves being right. He craves for food while making jokes no one understands. He is a total douchebag. Furtheremore he succeeds at mostly everything and doesn’t hesitate letting everybody know. He either looks like a homeless man or... a drugdealer. Lastly he is a great friend

if he wants to😒
“Did you see that Marijn walking on the street last night?” “Oh my god yeah, he is a total douchebag!”

“Where did you get those weeds?” “From a Marijn.”
by Mello B May 24, 2018
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marijuana

A word that apparently brings the viewers of UrbanDictionary.com out to speak their views of marijuana, only to have it littered with spelling mistakes.

Marijuana does just that to people: makes them completely retarded.
Man: lol i liek da pawt itz tha bezt n shyt
Me: what a fucking moron, lay off the marijuana stoner.
by Tex Avery December 31, 2006
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a very stupid excuse for boredom. also another word for coward which are the majority of the people who use this site which will give this definition a thumbs down.
hi i'm a coward i smoke marijuana
by |\/|477 October 30, 2008
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Marijuana Syndrome

an ailment that may occur the morning after you have smoked. Symptoms are dehydration (yet unwillingness to rehydrate one's self), excessive complaining, and clumsiness. Often affects annoying people and non-regular smokers.
"I'm telling you the weed made me sick man!

Bullshit, you've got Marijuana Syndrome."

"Fucking Michael dropped a glass jar of salsa on your driveway when he was getting into his dad's car earlier.

I knew that nigger had Marijuana Syndrome."
by Doug Russel aka "Knuck Duster" September 21, 2010
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Marijuana

Cop: Have you been smoking marijuana?
You: Marijuana? What's that? Some kind of Mexican cigarette?
by boringwithhats October 23, 2008
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