MicroDickCockPenis

an extremely disturbingly tiny cock. Unable to get erections. EVER.

Because nick had a MicroDickCockPenis, no girl would give him their love.

by toasterstrudel1234 June 18, 2010

Michochondrianotisitis

A disease where one finds sexual excitement by rolling around in a pile of debree, usually containing shards of glass, salt, and lemons. The seering pain sends them into an altered state of consciousness and brings about explosive bouts of joy and sexual relief.

Richie suffered from severe Michochondrianotisitis, until he added bee pheremone to his pile and was slowly consumed by a swarm or ravenous half-a-bees.

by Tyson Fudge April 19, 2005

Microdosing

Drinking small amount of alcohol throughout the day to keep your ‘buzz’ on.

Alcoholism via acute Intoxication.

Man that JD be buzzing, fool been microdosing all day.

by On Piste Elocutio June 13, 2018

Uber Micro

the ability to pwn with a mouse and keyboard

grimREEFER has uber micro, he just got a ludicrous kill in ut2k4, and a bunch of headshots in source.

by grimREEFER March 20, 2005

micro-affair

When you meet someone new and spend a short time with them, whom you share an amazingly strong attraction with, even though it goes nowhere. Craigslist "Missed connections" section is full of folks who had micro-affairs.

I had a micro-affair with the new clerk at Lowe's while she helped me find an item. She's married, I have a girl friend, but we both truly enjoyed each other's company for those brief 5 minutes.

by chromerzoner May 14, 2013

microblading

When you stick a butter knife in your genitalia (usually male) and twist.

"Man, I caught Jimmy Neutron microblading in his room last night.

by d4ddyl0ngl3gs November 14, 2017

Micro Peen

(Adj.)
Short for “Micro Penis”
Used to describe an Asian man’s penis. Generally 3 inches and under.

“Hey man, lemme get a taste of that micro peen ;)”

by microoo-pp-lover 8=D March 17, 2019