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tonsil massage

When the male sex organ is used to massage the tonsils or throat of the opposing partner.
Jane said she had a sore throat, so I offered her a tonsil massage.
by Shawnster172 January 29, 2007
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somatic massage

A "new age" form of massage in which women can fool themselves into thinking touching other men's Penises is not cheating when it fact it clearly is. If you are getting paid for this it becomes a euphemism for prostitution.
"Hey! My wife is taking classes in Somatic Massage and thinks it's not cheating even though she jerked off three dudes"

"Woo-Hoo! I hope she got a $3000 tip for doing that!!!"
by Redd Johnson May 13, 2014
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Marion Massage

The act of a man massaging a woman's butthole until a turd falls out. The poop is then transferred to the woman's hand, and then the woman massages it into the man's butthole. Named after Marion, Ohio.
Steve: So what'd you and Lexie do last night?
Jim: Marion Massage
Steve: Lucky guy!
by convojake February 23, 2011
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Mexican massage

A massage without using ones hands.
Lisa: "Did you give her a Mexican massage?"
Buddy: "I am a gentleman!"
by Costa Maya Chick December 12, 2008
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Massage

When rubbing something (hopefully a woman) for pleasure. This can either be a full bod massage or just a massage

Can also be used as a form of sex
Full bod massage: I wanna give Michelle a full body massage. First I would just rub and rub until she groans then I would rub her perfect ass as I tickle her nipples. Then I would go to that perfect rack of hers and start squeezing just the way she likes it. Then I would take off any other clothes she has and start thrusting her

Massage: Cindy was really tense and her back was tight. She called her boyfriend,Jason and asked if he could come over and give her a massage.

When he got there she was lying face down on the bed with her shirt off. He put oil on her back and started to push down and rub at the same time "ahhhh Jason I don't wanna push you but could you push down harder?"said Cindy
"Anything babe."said Jason as he pushed down harder then he moved to her shoulders after 45mins and started squeezing. "Ooooo I love you Jason. Then he stayed there the whole night and once Cindy felt better it got rowdy.
by Person1510 May 12, 2014
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Massage

Massage is therapeutic touch with the goal of alleviating various types of pain, tension, and emotional stress.

Massage is old, like older than humans, even orangatangs use sofysticated methods of massage.

There are different types of massage;

Therapeutic aka deep tissue, is for pain managment and its generally a world of pain in places you didnt know hurt, with lasting benefits like increased range of motion, reduced and sometimes eliminating pain.

Relaxation aka swedish (not really from Swedan) for stress relief, a master of swedish massage can leave a woman more satisfied than any dick.

Sensual this is illegal in all states except Navada as its generally considered prostitution if offered in a business setting, however you can give a sensual massage to a partner as long as you are not compensated.

There are many different styles of massage in these 3 catagoties, they are called modalities.

Popular deep tissue modalities include; Thai massage, Shiatsu, and Rolfing.

Popular relaxation modalities include; Thai massage, Lomi Lomi and swedish.

Popular sensual massages include; the kamasutra, and any touching of nipples, dick, balls, labia, or asshole.

Proper pronouns;
Masseuse is a French prostitute.
Massage practitioner is a professional.
Massage therapist is a medical professional.
"They are killing me at work, I think I need a massage."

"Happy mothers day, I got you a gift certificate for massage!"

"Massage helps me manage my sciatica."

"You've never had a professional massage?!"
by Massageguy December 28, 2018
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TSA Massage

Pat-down given at the airport security gate.
I didn't want to go through the scanner, so I got the TSA massage
by Xath's mom November 23, 2010
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