mercenary position

–noun
a position for sexual intercourse in which one fuckee hires a professional soldier hired for service in a foreign army to lay upon the other fuckee.

Origin:
1965–70; so called because it was allegedly favored by lethargic Christian missionaries working among indigenous peoples, in preference to positions in which the man approaches the woman from behind, with little work done himself.

God damnit woman I ain't got no more semen in me. You done run my well dry. Shit female, Imma have to break it out in mercenary position.

by cK March 3, 2009

UC Merced

The Best UC in California with the Sexiest men and Women.

UC Merced got some hot as people that are smart too!!!

by Black Man3 July 29, 2009

mercenary

One who kills for the money.

Boba Fett is a mercenary.

by L33T G8M3R February 26, 2003

UC Merced

The newest of the UC's and the easiest to get into. Because of the largest club on campus is a Christian club, and the majority of students falling into the order of Asian, Mexican/Hispanic, University of Christian Minorities has become the new place to go.

Did you get into UC Merced?
Yeah, but there are too many Christian minorities.

by kin2 November 25, 2010

marcel

Marcel is a hot guy from Germany who kinda plays with feelings. He can be very nice and gentle but also a really mean guy. I used to like him but now he doesn’t pay any attention to me so fuck him.

‘Marcel just texted me, I’m so happy.’

by abbythehotty January 25, 2022

UC Merced

The anus of the UC system, a deprived crap-hole of subpar academic misery and social depravity that is accepting anyone who applies. The typical student was rejected from every other UC but wanted to pander to the fact that they attended a school with the "name" that implies prestige (when in fact none exists at all) but in reality offers nothing but subpar academics, shitty and socially isolating location and a laughable four year college experience. Did I mention UC Merced is being considered for the chopping block? Bet the Regents wish they could have seen the financial cuts coming! Merced will be the bellwether for the great budget deficit of our time.

Guy 1: Dude, I got rejected from all my top schools. And even SDSU and Cal Poly
Guy 2: Bro, that sucks to be you. So where are you headed?
Guy 1: UC Merced! But I'm probably going to transfer out...
Guy 2: Riiiiighhtttttt

by Real UC Student April 15, 2011

dirty marcella

When a female breaks up with you and fucks your best friend afterwards.

My ex pulled a dirty Marcella last night.

by Larrytheegg April 14, 2020