slavic meatballs

When you or a woman take a shit on your floor than you cover your testicles in it and you have the woman lick the shit off your balls

"Hey chad I heard you and Stacy got together" "yeah frank I gave her some Slavic meatballs"

by Green beta frog October 4, 2016

Swedish Meatball

When you defecate in an IKEA display toilet

*at IKEA*
Them: where were you? I’ve been waiting in housewares for like 20 minutes?!

Me: leaving a Swedish meatball *giggles*

Them: no! Christ, why do you do that?!

by Big big biscuit April 11, 2023

Spaghetti and Meatballs

Sex Move:

"When you go down on a girl immediately after she's given birth."

"I volunteer at a hospital for the spaghetti and meatballs."

by llamasutra November 25, 2021

meatatarian

A person who basically eats all meat. They don't believe in eating vegetables. People are taking this word way too seriously, it obviously doesn't really exist (of course, there could be some crazy bitches out there who do eat all meat for some reason, lol)
The reason for this is that people need many nutrients from a variety of sources, including fish, milk, meat, vegetables, oils, and fruits. If someone were to eat only meat they would be not only malnutritioned, but probably overweight and out of shape from the excessive saturated fat within the meat.
After all, red meat is known to just be empty calories with protein.
This word appeared in a Wendy's commercial.

That guy said he was a meatatarian- you can tell, check out his love handles!

by Kr1574 October 16, 2008

Spaghetti and Meatballs

When the girl is on her period, the guy dips his balls into her blood. He then places them onto the top of her head. If the girl has blonde hair, it is regular pasta with meatballs. If she has brown hair, it is whole wheat pasta.

Guy and girl having fun in the bed while thinking about spaghetti and meatballs!

by Brian M. M. December 9, 2008

meatatarian

A vegetarian who eats meats

"Cathy says she's a Meatatarian"
"What's that?"
"A vegetarian who eats meat"
"Isn't that an Omnivore?"
"No, It's a Meatatarian"
"Oh"

by Jazz J June 17, 2016

swedish meatballs

When a male figure takes his ballsack and plunges it into the depths of the female's meat oven while the women is holding her vagina open in the spread eagle position. After entry the guy's balls become glazed over with the female's self-lubricating juices thus looking like swedish meatballs.

Swedish meatballs are meatballs that are covered in a whitish-clear sauce that is very tasty.

by Ryan Holmes September 2, 2008