Crimean meatball

When you fuck a girl in her dad's car and turn on the stereo to play Broken Wings by Mr. Mister and then nut in her eye so she can't change the channel.

We borrowed her dad's squarebody broh, the FM was pre-tuned to the oldies station, and I just managed to pull off the Crimean meatball before Alone by Heart came on.

by Pork 'n' Slaw March 4, 2021

Meatball sub

A Meatball Sub is when you stick your cock and balls into a hamburger bun and shove it into your partners mouth.

Yesterday I gave my wife a meatball sub and she bit too hard.

by GatorMaster2112 June 14, 2018

Meatballs

A duo, trio or squad of friends that love drinking can fit into small spaces and will always be honest and tell it like it is.
This meaning of the term meatball comes from the MTV show Jersey Shore.

Yeah, Deena is my meatball.
the meatballs are taking over new jersey bitches!!!

by Nicole "Snooki" December 16, 2022

golden meatball

(adjective) a stupid clumsy lighty
OR
(verb) to make someone go red in the face from pointing out a stupid thing they did

(adjective) wow! tom, look at phoebe over there falling over a box. She is such a golden meatball!

OR
(verb) aw Phoebe it appears you have golden meatballed! Everyone look!

by Luke Cole October 15, 2018

Mikkel Meatball

A super famous dj in Denmark, and an known as the goat of young danish music.

Person 1: "OMG ARE YOU LISTING TO MIKKEL MEATBALL"
Person 2: "YES HE'S PLAYING IN THE RADIO RIGHT NOW - OMMMGGGG"

by martinjensenjohansen January 9, 2023

Millennial meatball

Millennial meatball is when you grab a handful of spaghetti, dunk it in crisco and shove it into your partners anus. At which point you eat that spaghetti and meatballs.

You won’t even millennial meatball Becky dude.

I was really hoping he would millennial meatball me, but the night without any parm.

by HADR June 12, 2019

Its only meatballs.

Used first by the player Hilgomir from the popular genre of games "World of Warcraft" is used as an excuse when someone is talking on a microphone with their mouth full.

Raid Leader: I fucking hate when people talk with their mouth full...It pisses me off.
Offender: Its only meatballs.

by Anktos January 21, 2015