The act of simultaneously holding a mouse in one hand and your penis in the other, all of course while viewing internet porn.
by AAIIEE September 28, 2008
Get the meat and mousingmug. When a gentlemen observes that another person is asleep or passed out, they place their balls on the other persons eyes. So Gross!
by Traaalaaaalaaaaa January 28, 2006
Get the Meat Gogglesmug. The intoxicated passengers in a vehicle who are being driven home from a drunken night on the town by a designated driver.
Last night I was the designated driver, so I had to drive the drunk meat home after we left the bar.
by Not-gonna-tellya May 23, 2005
Get the drunk meatmug. (v)
1. To apply meat rub to steak to make it taste better.
2. To rub the penis; masturbate, spank the monkey, beat off etc.
1. To apply meat rub to steak to make it taste better.
2. To rub the penis; masturbate, spank the monkey, beat off etc.
by qwerty223 January 15, 2011
Get the rub the meatmug. by JohnCeeeeCalhoun February 25, 2011
Get the Shape the meatmug. Any action involving the rough handling of genetalia, or sloppy, unattached and/or shameful sex.
May also involve the hilarious, abeit painful, abrasion to one's "downstairs mix-up".
May also involve the hilarious, abeit painful, abrasion to one's "downstairs mix-up".
"During naked hot yoga, I got a rash because downward dog really scooted the meat"
"I grew tired of dating that twink so I ended it, but we've scooted the meat a few times, and now we're just roommates"
"The wormy dog scooted the meat across my fine Persian rug"
"I grew tired of dating that twink so I ended it, but we've scooted the meat a few times, and now we're just roommates"
"The wormy dog scooted the meat across my fine Persian rug"
by Eeeny Meeny Miney Meow October 22, 2011
Get the Scooted the Meatmug. by bael_______________ November 22, 2020
Get the meat modelmug.