Mayonnaise Mania

(n.) when a non-white person has a distinct preference for white people and wants to have his/her mixed carmel babies. Similar to curry fever or jungle fever.

Brownie 1: "Holy shit! Look at that white boy over there! He is so pale, his skin looks like mayonnaise! Mmmm...Now I'm hungry..."

Brownie 2: "Uh-oh, I think you have mayonnaise mania!"

by Claudius Caesar February 7, 2010

Mayonnaise demon

A white person who demeans POC (or just anyone who isn't straight and white) because without their privilege goggles on they are blind.

"Chad, turn off that news channel! You know it's run by mayonnaise demons, right!?"

by tacos4lifeyo January 12, 2017

mayonnaise hose

term for a man with a large penis who can ejaculate a large amount of semen at once.

That kid Ricky has one hell of a mayonnaise hose!
I watched some OG Mudbone videos last night, his mayonnaise hose is legendary.

by Mayonnaise hoser October 3, 2017

Mayonnaise monkey

White person

Yo Ethan Is such a mayonnaise monkey-Andon

by Kkkmember62 January 5, 2022

Mancone

One who's origin of birth can not be determined by physical appearance.

Fairfield.

by Anonymous March 13, 2003

Dutch Mayonnaise

A mayonnaise jar ful of jizz/sperm
(also a synonym to scrotum)

1.holy crap man that chick just emptied my jar of dutch mayonnaise!

by teh massacrer March 11, 2009

mayonnaise monster

an individual, who upon entering a wetherspoons drinking establishment, makes haste towards the section containing the condiments. the individual then proceeds to "fill his boots" so to speak with a certain tasty and heavenly delight known as mayonnaise. the individual can often not contain themselves and may be seen rubbing mayonnaise in their face, neck and chest areas. the individual is often strawberry blonde and from the hampshire farming community.

"are you some sort of mayonnaise monster?"

by sexy cherry January 24, 2007