A Mofo gay guy with no mofo gainzz to show
-He is one of the fattest in business, he can eat his own friends.
-He goes to da gym, but motherf*ker has been there 2 years and no difference has been made.
-He is one of the fattest in business, he can eat his own friends.
-He goes to da gym, but motherf*ker has been there 2 years and no difference has been made.
*at the gym*
man: who is that fatman
Bitch: He probably is a mauricio, he seems to have a small dick and no gainz
man: who is that fatman
Bitch: He probably is a mauricio, he seems to have a small dick and no gainz
by HydroMen August 14, 2016
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by Wavepapi69 May 17, 2019
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by George applebaum May 4, 2020
Get the Mauricio mug.Maurice is a fat Neek, who thinks he can win all the agruements he starts and he copys everyone who he sets eyes on, if you see a maurice watch out! He can be very dangerous if you dont know what a maurice looks like he would be wearing a primark coat, he will have greasy hair, and he will stink of cat piss. If you want to interact with maurice DONT. He will try to stick your finger up you bum!
•Hey its maurice hide you bums and runnnnn!
•Ew what's that smell !
Its maurice!
Oh no!
•Primark coats
•Ew what's that smell !
Its maurice!
Oh no!
•Primark coats
by Maurice hater November 26, 2019
Get the Maurice mug.Literally: a person from the french speaking African country Mauritania.
Figuratively: A skinny man who prefers fat women.
In the Islamic Republic of Mauritania, fat and Rubenesque women are sexy and desirable. So much so, that instead of the crash diet of the West, they have a similar but opposite program: crash feeding or "gavage," where girls as young as 5 years old are force-fed milk, cream, butter, couscous and other calorie-rich food:
Girls as young as 5 and as old as 19 had to drink up to five gallons of fat-rich camel’s or cow’s milk daily, aiming for silvery stretch marks on their upper arms. If a girl refused or vomited, the village weight-gain specialist might squeeze her foot between sticks, pull her ear, pinch her inner thigh, bend her finger backward or force her to drink her own vomit. In extreme cases, girls died.
Interestingly, the ideal man is skinny (Mauritanians view portly men as womanish and lazy).
Figuratively: A skinny man who prefers fat women.
In the Islamic Republic of Mauritania, fat and Rubenesque women are sexy and desirable. So much so, that instead of the crash diet of the West, they have a similar but opposite program: crash feeding or "gavage," where girls as young as 5 years old are force-fed milk, cream, butter, couscous and other calorie-rich food:
Girls as young as 5 and as old as 19 had to drink up to five gallons of fat-rich camel’s or cow’s milk daily, aiming for silvery stretch marks on their upper arms. If a girl refused or vomited, the village weight-gain specialist might squeeze her foot between sticks, pull her ear, pinch her inner thigh, bend her finger backward or force her to drink her own vomit. In extreme cases, girls died.
Interestingly, the ideal man is skinny (Mauritanians view portly men as womanish and lazy).
Guy 1: Yea Darells got him self a new house.
Guy 2: Really a new house?!
Guy 1: No man, the house is his new bitch!
Guy 2: Aww man! That nigga must be Mauritanian!
Guy 2: Really a new house?!
Guy 1: No man, the house is his new bitch!
Guy 2: Aww man! That nigga must be Mauritanian!
by romanwinchester July 31, 2009
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That STUPID FUCKING NIGGER!! Maurice!
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Mayn dat dollar is worth a $1 taco at taco bell!
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That STUPID FUCKING NIGGER!! Maurice!
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Mayn dat dollar is worth a $1 taco at taco bell!
by MorericeGay October 27, 2019
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