manternity

clothes & goods for the pregnant man

Todd looks totally cute in his manternity clothes.

by Sunny Marie March 31, 2009

Maltese Falcon

A falcon from Malta

Maltese Falcon

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover June 29, 2021

Manterrupting

A portmanteau of 'Man' and 'Interrupting' that seeks to equate interrupting someone with a specific hate crime against perpetrated against women. Users of the term often appear to imply that any interruption on the part of a man is the result of a genetic or social drive to prevent women from attaining what they perceive as "equality" (See Privilege).

Woman- "John, if you want to..."
Man- "Oh I'm sorry, I'm not John, he over the..."
Woman- " How DARE you manterrupt me, manterrupting is a form of verbal rape!"

by insertwittyscreenname December 10, 2016

Maltese Terrier

A small white fluffy dog, apparently selectively bred to present this appearance since Roman times. They were perfectly good wolves before that. Their hair never sheds or stops growing, which means that they can become a hideous walking dreadlock in the blink of an eye. Often inbred to the extent that they need all of their rotten teeth pulled out by a vet before the age of six, it is debatable whether the Maltese is capable of learning discipline. They are given to ceaseless yapping, wissing on rugs and biting (with aforementioned rotten teeth- they have hellbreath) and are never reprimanded for such crimes by their fat, matronly, indulgent owners who need something totally dependent on them to cuddle because their beloved son has rebelled and moved out of home to become a skinhead.

Nurse: Oh, great. Another five cages full of Maltese Terriers today. Total dental removals, or all-over body shaves?
Vet: Both. Get the gas....

by The Hideous Damsel January 2, 2006

malteaser

a girl ( or boy ) who is a brunette/dark haired person who does stupid things, or has "blonde moments"

eg, a brunette walks into a glass door! everyone calls the brunette a malteaser as she had a "blonde moment" cuz the brunette is dark outside but blonde inside just like a malteaser

by maryanne bob May 18, 2007

Mattern

Someone easily riled. Someone who over reacts and throws fits. Someone who smacks 14 year old children in the face.

I saw that Mattern smack her son in the face!

by Billy Jo Jim Bob February 29, 2008

Black Lives Matter

A movement that aims to end police violence against Black People

Black Lives Matter.

by Beyhive-StarWarsFan January 28, 2022