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mathew purv

someone a girl is so in love with omg !! she is head over heals
m- OMG STOP IM SO IN LOVE OMG MATHEW PURV IS GREAT
a- ok calm down
by hereforfunsies November 27, 2021
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mathew ryan

, he is like the dream boy anyone could ask for like in that 1 urban dictionary mathew ryan. He is blind at picking up hints and is too friendly that sometimes you think he’s just really nice. You watch a whole anime for him and he still wont pick up the hint.
fr i would puyat too if i was dating and talking to mathew ryan
by anonymous381214 November 28, 2021
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Mathematical Insurrection

When censors from a Department of Education in a state rejected submitted math textbooks from major publishers because their “woke” authors had allegedly tried to indoctrinate children with critical race theory, foreign problem-solving strategies, and multicultural math topics, when in actual fact these math titles contain real-life problems that would help hone students’ problem-solving skills, compared to artificially canned questions of traditional publishers with whom they have a vested interest in—when politics and profits triumph over pedagogy and proficiency.
Last week, with the blessing of their state governor, diehard math educators in Florida carried out a mathematical insurrection against a number of educational publishers for subtly including Common Core pedagogies on top of Critical Race Theory (CRT) and Social Emotional Learning (SEL) elements in their textbooks.
by Fasters April 25, 2022
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matheo

He is gay. He loves kids. He stands at the front of schools at the end of the day. He watchs gay porno. No boys wants him because he is knows for his little dick. He can suck himself. He also watchs soccer and golf and look at the dick of the players. He is in love with his homophobic cousin so he cant assume it.
MATHEO IS GAY
by 0n3guy March 18, 2023
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Flower Mashed

The reference to a tranny's pussy being plowed.
Ooo girl! I got my flower mashed last night!!!
by Tranny McHooker-face June 28, 2010
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Lean Mathematics

The attempting of logical reasoning whilst under the influence of high grade sensi. The subject may be under the illusion s/he can attempt to work out a highly ambitious problem but will often end up forgetting the original problem before working out the solution. In other common cases of Lean Mathematics, highly simple calculations like working out percentages or adding round numbers are often wrongly executed.
i. Shabazz was in licked out of his head in the back of Icky’s M3 and was attempting lean mathematics by trying to figure out how much profit he could make if he bought two 9bars and sold 1.3grams for £10 each. Reason was he wanted his own M3 and it would take him too long with the wage he got working in his fathers newsagents. After 20minutes trying to work it out with the sound of 2pac pumping in the background, he totally forgot what he was thinking about and instead though about what colour he wanted his car in (matt black or ice white).

ii. Mams went into kababworld at 4am and spent 10minutes using lean mathematics to try and work out if he had enough to buy the 3 kababs and 2 nourishments he wanted and got it completely wrong when he got to the till. He didn’t care though as he still had some green left to bun after he’d consumed his munchies
by A MASON November 3, 2010
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Gangster Mathematics

Gangster Mathematics is the act of obtaining wealth as a result of hustling.
Q: where did you get that balllin ass chain?
A: gangster mathematics
by t-wreks November 29, 2010
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