key account manager

someone who holds the keys to the company doors

guy: who is that woman?
other guy: she is the key account manager

by qubic December 17, 2018

Dinosaur Manager

A football manager that’s been in the game for a long time and been to multiple clubs but not able to provide results for their club and often have the tactics of a goldfish and normally take their team down to relegation.

I hope we don’t get a replacement dinosaur manager like Steve Bruce, Sam Allardyce or Neil Warnock

by I'mSoSad April 2, 2021

Ubiquitous fertility management

A term invented by John Kerry and/or Bill Gates to denote 'non white population control'.

According to Kerry and Gates by the mid 21st century there's supposed to be more people in Africa than China and India combined. So they're proposing something called ubiquitous fertility management. I don't know 😕 🤷 why they're doing this.

by Sexydimma November 25, 2022

pole management

The ability of an individual to make a male penis ejaculate properly within a respectful time frame.

Wow dude she exercised great pole management last night after the party. I was able to get to sleep early!

by Goohlevich April 7, 2016

product manager

the face of of a product

the product was a disaster and they blamed the face of the project , the product manager cooper.

by pizzaman10212232 August 10, 2017

Senior manager dance

The happy dance or other physical expression of joy someone does when they know they're going to get a promotion. Could involve wiggling on the spot or fist-pumping.

Don't go doing the senior manager dance yet, you don't even know if you'll get the promotion.

by @pineapplethief November 18, 2016

FOH Manager

Specializes in micromanaging, ignoring staff requests, and implementing pointless policies. Often found hiding in their office during rush hours and taking credit for the team's hard work. The main talent lies in creating a stressful work environment while pretending to be indispensable.

Great, our FOH Manager just changed the tip-out policy again without telling anyone—another day in paradise!

by Chapó July 7, 2024