mudskipper

when you are having a bowel movement and you cough so hard that the feces shoots out so fast that splashes and gets all over you

I heard you coughing up a storm in the bathroom, sounds like you must have dropped a mudskipper

by troyklapperich February 7, 2017

pecan mudslide

A sexual act in which one partner defecates on the chest of the other, and the fecal matter is really runny and nutty.

Also, a treat from Dairy Queen.

I ate a whole bag of nuts yesterday so I could give my wife a pecan mudslide

by Flannel Jake November 23, 2010

hawaiian mudslide

This act involves two people. Person 1 is performing a handstand with his/her legs spread. Person 2 proceeds to forcefully penetrate the anus of Person 1 with marshmallows. With a Hawaiian fire stick, Person 2 will then roast and melt said marshmallows until it has a thick, molasses-like consistency. Person 1 must clench his/her anus shut and then stand up straight with his/her legs spread wide enough for Person 2 to lie directly under Person 1's anus. Person 1 will then unclench his/her anus and, if performed correctly, a muddy-looking concoction of marshmallow and shit will erupt over Person 2's face. Hence, the Hawaiian Mudslide.

Adam came home from school and felt lonely and emotional. He masturbated four times by himself until he could ejaculate no more. He called his Uncle Tony to come over and perform a Hawaiian Mudslide with him.

by Tony Abbot December 3, 2014

Mississippi Mudslide

The act of using watery feces to humiliate another individual in any way whatsoever. Also an act of morbid affection.

We all watched in horror as Danielle Donatello vandalized Xander Zimmalina's Shitty Times Ten(Chevrolet S-10) by putting her watery feces all over it. She later explained that she had just performed the infamous Mississippi Mudslide. She also added that this is also an act of morbid affection. We were totally shocked and genuinely afraid. We then proceeded to back away slowly while carefully keeping her in our line of vision. Before finally sprinting to safety one of us told Danielle to "look over there". Upon success of this classic diversionary technique, we found safety in a nearby alley. Breathing heavily we all wondered if one day we would ourselves become victims of the Mississippi Mudslide. We hoped not but then again it is an act of affection so we were somewhat confused.

by Don Turgenson April 12, 2008

mudslide

a milkshake made of ice cream and beer

that chick said her mudslide bring all tha boys to the keg
Till Archaic went and got the bitch tattooed on his leg!

by bojzzle September 2, 2006

mudstuffin

To tightly pack damp mud around your wang then simulate sexual intercourse

I caught Phil doing a bit of mudstuffin yesterday. The place was covered in cum covered mud

by The Stuffer November 22, 2006

Mudslide

The act of doing a girl in the butt, then pulling out and jizzing in her mouth, then she spits it into you ass and you fart it back out into her face/mouth

dude, i totally watched you mudslide that chick last night..thats the last time i pass out next to you

by Beezy Status November 13, 2010