When a man engages in anal sex, his cock, the head of a turtle, sometimes becomes covered in mud or such. A slang used in West Texas , so I have been told.
Donnie told we after he screwed Denise up the ass, he got mud on the turtle. Or as they say, Got mud on your turtle lately?
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Jon: Man i'm bored, you guys wanna build a mud hut?
Luke: Absolutely, I just got my asshole bleached!
Pat: YES! I can't wait to tongue punch that fartbox.
Bob: Damn I definitely shouldn't have eaten that Taco Bell last night, oh well not my problem.
Luke: Absolutely, I just got my asshole bleached!
Pat: YES! I can't wait to tongue punch that fartbox.
Bob: Damn I definitely shouldn't have eaten that Taco Bell last night, oh well not my problem.
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by Jonathan G May 30, 2006
Get the Mud Guppy mug.The Mud Monster (Modderus Monsterum Atroxius) is a Predatory Creature that lives in water,
It is made out of mud and can weigh from 300 to 780 kg.
Mud Monsters remain submerged day and night until small children come close to the water, in wich case the large monster will come out of the water and suck the children into it's large round mouth.
(often used by parents to scare their children away from water.)
It is made out of mud and can weigh from 300 to 780 kg.
Mud Monsters remain submerged day and night until small children come close to the water, in wich case the large monster will come out of the water and suck the children into it's large round mouth.
(often used by parents to scare their children away from water.)
the 9th of June, 1831.
Today I heard wonderfull stories about large beasts made out of a brownish mud who ate children.
I was curious to the extreme and thus I confiscated a child form the locals. We brought the child to the water and ...
By Elizabeth's hairy balls, A Mud Monster came out of the water! The child was sucked into the thing and we ran back to the village like girls. Afterwards me and my men had a cup of tea.
_ Lord Billy von Whale's diary
Today I heard wonderfull stories about large beasts made out of a brownish mud who ate children.
I was curious to the extreme and thus I confiscated a child form the locals. We brought the child to the water and ...
By Elizabeth's hairy balls, A Mud Monster came out of the water! The child was sucked into the thing and we ran back to the village like girls. Afterwards me and my men had a cup of tea.
_ Lord Billy von Whale's diary
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