milfinated

A womanwho is a milf
A woman who looks like a milf

That Lady is milfinated
You think shes milfinated?

by Hitty_15 September 2, 2008

Milf Juice

The combination of pussy juice and ass pheremones that accumlate in the ripe undergarments of Betsy's cooch.

After a long day of spelunking, Betsy's L.L. bean khacki's were dripping with milf juice.

by kesslers united July 30, 2008

MILF Dud

The husband of a MILF who cannot sexually fulfill their hot wife and is completely oblivious about it

See Steve Letourneau

Jacob is such a MILF dud because works long hours everyday while his wife sleeps with the pool boy.

by Ere June 2, 2007

milfa

M.I.L.F.A = Mom I'd like to fuck anally

Person1- Damn that Mom is so fuckin sexy with that candy apple ass... Mmmm she's definitely a milfa. Person2-Hell yh she makes me horny.......

by Bl0wm33 August 26, 2008

milfed

(adj) Had sex with a MILF

Hey dude, look over here! This naked MILF you see before you is totally getting banged by me and my sausage! I'm totally getting milfed!

by Dr. Balls May 9, 2005

MILF

1. "Mother I'd Like to Fuck". Usually used to describe an attractive woman who is married or older.

2. "Moses Is Like Fonzie". A term usually used in order to confuse those who don't actually know what MILF means.

Robert: Dude, our gym teacher is such a MILF! "MILF!!!! MILF!!! Mrs. Kerr, you're a MILF!!"

Mrs. Kerr: What was that, Robert? A MILF?

Robert: Yeah! MILF? Moses Is Like Fonzie? You know?

by YourMom'sBoyfriend March 4, 2011

Japanese milf

A woman of Japanese descent, or partial descent, with large breasts. Hot beyond belief, to the point that a Caucasian man will be forced to climb a tall structure and exclaim his undying love and lust. Other races cannot handle a Japanese MILF.

Daryl: "I found me a Japanese MILF, dude."
Pedro: "I'd like to get me a piece of that, Daryl."
Daryl: "Tough shit - you can't handle the heat of my Japanese MILF."

by Youowemeacake April 19, 2018