lolitous

the adjective of the word lolita, describing someone that either looks or dresses like an underaged prostitute. Could also be used to describe someone between the ages 9-13 who wears provocative clothing.

You look very lolitous with your pink knee socks and short school girl skirt.

by Leah Carlsson January 12, 2008

lolmit

being so disgusted and laughing so damn hard at somebody elses embarrassing and unfortunate life choices. and vomitting not only because its so yuck but because you laughed so hard about it.

holy fuck did you see kaylas n00dz yesterday? i lolmitted all over my computer!

by Jchoo July 1, 2011

LMITA

Lick(?) Me In The Ass - the female prison equivalent of a PMITA (Pound Me In The Ass) male prison (referring to homosexual anal rape).

Jodi Arias found guilty of first degree murder - headed for LMITA prison. Coined on Fark on 3/8/13.

by ksma May 9, 2013

Lolita Psychopath

A Lolita Psychopath is someone whos basically really sweet and kind and childish who seems really innocent but is an extreme homicidal psychopath who will attack the second u show a single weakness or let down your guard. They are also extremely easy to please and bipolar so if you make them mad you have a big chance to be able to calm them down and they'll forget about being angry but if you don't they will kill you. They are also amazing liars so you will never know when they will attack. They are often identified as yanderes and they fall in love hard and easily. Be careful if you identify them they are dangerous.

The Lolita psychopath murdered him in the end and got away with it. Who would suspect such an innocent girl of such a brutal murder?

by Pseudonymisnotalreadytaken October 16, 2021

Lohit

a name for a short ass person

hey looks there's a short guy
thats a Lohit

by cheesenuggets1234567890 December 30, 2021

Facebook Loiterer

Person who stays on or checks Facebook all day via computer or handheld device and likes and comments everything he sees on his News Feed.

Dude 1: Dude, if you go down my news feed and look at everyones status, John has liked and commented almost like 80% of everything on it.

Dude 2: Well yeah, ever since he got that new Itouch, he's turned into a Facebook Loiterer.

by gackslayer January 19, 2011

Logitech rage

A build up of anger caused by trying to set up Logitech products. Mainly caused as a result of using their glitchy on-line "My Harmony" software or the "Harmony Remote Software." Often one comes to this state after a profound realization that their features of the product you purchased has been deliberately nerfed making the product you just purchased useless.

After his MyHarmony account was corrupted and John was unable to sync his remote, when he came to the realisation that he would have to re-create a new account and teach all the commands all over again he experienced an episode of "Logitech rage"

by gnosupplies February 25, 2011