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lolmit 

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being so disgusted and laughing so damn hard at somebody elses embarrassing and unfortunate life choices. and vomitting not only because its so yuck but because you laughed so hard about it.
holy fuck did you see kaylas n00dz yesterday? i lolmitted all over my computer!
lolmit by Jchoo July 1, 2011
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lolmit 

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When a co-worker nervously laughs multiple times while explaining something in order to mask their fear. The sound can be awkward and forced, usually elevating the volume multiple levels above the statement itself. Those nearby can feel awkward or uncomfortable, even a bit nauseous.
I overheard Adam explaining how he fucked up that submssion, he kept lolmitting after every other sentence, it was so loud and awkward, I had to put on my headphones and blow out my ear drums.
lolmit by imrightheretrustme March 22, 2019
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lolmit • Lolita • lolitsalex • lolbit • Lolitics • lolitard • lolitician • lolcity • lolita13935 • Lolita Complex

lolity

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lolity is a mix of quality and lol

when you want to say something is absolute quality and funny, you can just say 'lolity'
Person 1: Hey Dude, shaniqua and crystals fight down da park is hilairous

Person 2: i know, its lolity.
lolity by bestthingineverhad July 9, 2011
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lolita fashion 

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Lolita is a Japanese street fashion inspired by Rococo and Victorian eras. This fashion is meant to be very modest and innocent looking with frills and lace. Round cupcake shapes skirts and aristocratic like blouses.
Do you know where I can buy lolita fashion?
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Lolbit 

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Lolbit, the best animatronic in Sister Location. The one that doesnt escape and betray its friends
Oh look! Its Lolbit!! *happy screeching noises*
Lolbit by Lolbitisbest December 28, 2021
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lolitsalex 

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A 48 year old man who plays a block game and asks egirls for nudes and in return he lets them into his house. He does this because he suffers from hair loss and cannot pick up girls irl.

Basically another term for a Pedo
Me:"Stop being such a lolitsalex Jason."
lolitsalex by Bindless April 6, 2017
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lolitsalex 

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A family friendly guy that makes qua-

Oops, almost lied there. A guy who has no life and edates for a living
Don't be such a lolitsalex kid, you're trash at the game
lolitsalex by hotobobo November 15, 2017
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy 

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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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Galantir

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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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