A lightning shark is a situation where it's impossible to get what you are hoping for. There's nothing you can do about it. If a shark comes down from the sky fast as lightning while you're doing your thing, what can you do about it if it's headed your direction? Lightning sharks are a big part of life and we just have to deal with it.
That was a lightning shark
It's a total lightning shark when I gotta rush my kid to the hospital but my car breaks down on the way there.
It's such a lightning shark when I'm about to kiss my crush for the first time, but then a fire alarm starts going off and interrupts it
It's a total lightning shark when I gotta rush my kid to the hospital but my car breaks down on the way there.
It's such a lightning shark when I'm about to kiss my crush for the first time, but then a fire alarm starts going off and interrupts it
by Temiz December 21, 2023
Get the Lightning Sharkmug. “You have 🥬⚡️ In your bio, what does it mean?”
“Lettuce lightning means anti-ship you dumb bitch, it’s literally the opposite of rainbow meat, the proship symbol.”
“Lettuce lightning means anti-ship you dumb bitch, it’s literally the opposite of rainbow meat, the proship symbol.”
by 🥬⚡️I hate proshippers btw⚡️🥬 March 19, 2022
Get the Lettuce lightningmug. Lightning seven is an achievement redeemable for 19 lad points that you can get for having vigorous sex that lasts for exactly seven minutes. If orgasm is achieved in both participants, the male's penis may be dubbed a lightning rod.
Yeah, me and Janice went for the lightning seven yesterday, came close but we were three seconds overtime.
by Vikind7667 December 29, 2016
Get the lightning sevenmug. More popular than Logan Paul and pewdiepie with not more than 30 subs on yt.
He made his first debut in a whatsapp group with his rap called “Yo yo yo I am chow bo fung”
He made his first debut in a whatsapp group with his rap called “Yo yo yo I am chow bo fung”
by pseudochicksn September 20, 2018
Get the Lightning Tornadomug. (Noun)
When someone instantly reacts to you or your ideas in a negative, unaccepting manner, then instantly realizes what they've done and become human again.
When someone instantly reacts to you or your ideas in a negative, unaccepting manner, then instantly realizes what they've done and become human again.
by MageOfSorts January 10, 2021
Get the Bitch-lightningmug. When a man, naked but for a pair of fluffy socks achieves a hard on and quickly scooches around on a carpet building up a static charge. Once reaching full charge, he approaches his sexual partner penis first delivering an electric shock upon touching.
Man: Fear me for I am Zeus, wielder of the lightning dick.
Recipient: We're just villagers of Pompeii!
Man: Don't worry, this shouldn't hurt. The eruption of the volcano will cum soon enough, and you will drown in the rivers of my frothy ejaculate!
Recipient: We're just villagers of Pompeii!
Man: Don't worry, this shouldn't hurt. The eruption of the volcano will cum soon enough, and you will drown in the rivers of my frothy ejaculate!
by thetriplemsquad February 26, 2021
Get the Lightning Dickmug. by mynameajeffe August 2, 2022
Get the Ride the lightningmug.