fuck, fight, or hold the light

A better way to ask, "fish or cut bait" or "piss or get off the pot"; in other words, to tell someone to be decisive in making a decision.

Literally it probably refers to a situation where you're competing for a woman with another guy.

In other words: "Are you going to fuck her(ie. win), fight him(ie. TRY to win), or hold a light up for his convenience while he fucks her?(ie. be a total loser)"

Sort of a takeoff on the whole "fight or flee" natural evolutionary response.

John: Yo, Ron, it's your turn to bet!
Ron: I'm thinking
Ray: Enough thinking, already! Look - either fuck, fight, or hold the light!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada January 10, 2008

White Light

A rather catchy song by the Gorillaz on their CD Demon Days that deals with alcohol. This song repeats the same words over and over while different beats and rhytms play in the background making it a very interesting song.

White light
Alcohol, alcohol, alcohol
White light
White light
White light
White light
Alcohol, alcohol, alcohol
White light

White light
White light
White light
Alcohol, alcohol, alcohol
White light

White light
White light
White light
Alcohol, alcohol, alcohol
White light

White light
White light
White light
Alcohol, alcohol, alcohol
White light

White light
White light
White light
Alcohol, alcohol, alcohol
White light

by Carrera's Wedge April 21, 2007

Light Neck

A person of any size or stature who vomits easily upon merely hearing gross words spoken.

"Mckenna is a total light neck, she puked last time I asked her if she wanted mushrooms on her pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray"

by Lodoc October 5, 2009

Walle Light

Light used in fire trucks to let drivers know when doors on the apparatus are open.

Stop, the Walle light is on.

by Francis Scott labore July 9, 2010

Homies In The Street Light

1. A phrase coined by an art student, and later made popular around 2001.
2. A group of gangsters, or original gangster alike, who enjoy playing the game of basketball below street lights.

A basketball bouces into traffic
C-Dawg (To C-Dope): Awww-sheeet, let it go, let it go, the homies in the street light will get it.
C-Dope: 'Ight, 'ight...

by Food and Drug Administration June 26, 2003

Light Speed

IN THEORY: Light speed is the rate of travel of light in an un-interupted vacuum. Exactly 299,792,458 metres per second (m/s), where metre is difined by 1983 Systeme International (SI) as "The length of the path travelled by light in vacuum during a time interval of 1/299 792 458 of a second.". The theory of realitivity describes light speed as impassible in rate of travel, but this is based on the fact it hasn't been done yet *rolls eyes*.

However, Light Speed is acctually better told as such: The speed of light is the commonly used interval of time it takes for the green light to turn amber on a traffic light in South Essex, UK, or the time it takes for a traffic warden to travel from the end of the street to the parking spaces to give you a ticket as soon as you pull in.

Light speed is roughly equal to the speed light travels.

by regs_ October 27, 2004

natty light

short for "Natural Light"; basically the cheapest beer you can find

I can tell they were going for quantity and not quality. They bough cheap Natty Light!

by marypoppins77 June 4, 2010