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Leech

1. Noun; A person who can't keep a job and relies on the contributions of a significant other to get by, while not giving any credit to said significant other; The loss or lack of employment is usually "not their fault."
Steven lost his job, looks like Jen has the leech in full force yet again.

Steven has reached peak leech, lost 3 jobs in one year and still hasn't contributed to the mortgage.
by whosthegoat June 26, 2018
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leech and scoot

visually known as a shittalking gnome with green hair and a tedency to rally up his BROR.
by honchh July 25, 2018
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Dirty dick Dan is a leech. He latched onto my pooper just to get a log of shit on his mustache
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Someone who benefits from your downfall
Yo! Them leech off you..
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Leech in a Jar

When everyone is differently minded in a group of people who all think the same. Typically a depressed person in a group of abnormally happy people.
Person 1 - "Look at Timmy. He's so pessimistic while everyone else is running around, having fun."
Person 2 - "Yeah, you could say he's a like a leech in a jar. He knows he'll just die eventually, what's the point of it all."
Person 1 - "Wtf man."
by Lord_Truffles May 11, 2019
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