The Lazy Leak is only seen in the morning or night in a guys bathroom. when your to tired to stand at a urinal or a toilet bowl, you can take a Lazy Leak by leaning on the wall and catchin a nap while you piss. simple as that.
guy 1- dude where the hell have you been
guy 2- sorry bro i was takin a wild lazy leak and fell asleep on your wal
guy 1- oh word, how was it
guy 2- nastiest wet dream i ever had
guy 2- sorry bro i was takin a wild lazy leak and fell asleep on your wal
guy 1- oh word, how was it
guy 2- nastiest wet dream i ever had
by fxguy June 14, 2011
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person 2) because the changing rooms were lazy far!
person 2) because the changing rooms were lazy far!
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Get the Lazy Jimmy mug.When engaging in anal sex (with a latinx for full cultural correlation) but you are to slothfull to trek to the store for lubricant, instead opting to use whatever jelly or pie filling you have available as a substitute.
The mix of improvised lubricant and bodily secretions oozing out of the receptive participant's anus after the act can be said to resemble filling exuding from the end of a churro, giving rise to the name.
For extra style, coat your partner's nipples with cinnamon sugar to lick for an immersive treat during the act.
WARNING: Please make allowances for difference in viscosity between improvised lubricants vs. products formulated for the purpose. The author of this definition takes no responsibility for injuries (be it anatomical, psychological, emotional, or relational) that result from attempting this practice. Incorporate with anilingus at your own risk.
The mix of improvised lubricant and bodily secretions oozing out of the receptive participant's anus after the act can be said to resemble filling exuding from the end of a churro, giving rise to the name.
For extra style, coat your partner's nipples with cinnamon sugar to lick for an immersive treat during the act.
WARNING: Please make allowances for difference in viscosity between improvised lubricants vs. products formulated for the purpose. The author of this definition takes no responsibility for injuries (be it anatomical, psychological, emotional, or relational) that result from attempting this practice. Incorporate with anilingus at your own risk.
"Yea, Jane finally wanted to try anal last night, but none of us wanted to put clothes back on to go buy lube, so we found a can of apple pie filling and gave her a lazy churro."
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Lazy ellipsis "abc ... efg"
The inhumane and almost desperate nature of Lady Macbeth's ambitions were revealed in Act 1 Scene 5, where she asked "spirits that tend on mortal thoughts" to"Unsex her here ... fill her head to toe with direst cruelty".
In the concluding sentences of The Great Gatsby, it could be argued that Fitzgerald suggests we should embrace ambition and hope as part of our humanity, even as "we beat on ... borne back ceaselessly into the past".
The inhumane and almost desperate nature of Lady Macbeth's ambitions were revealed in Act 1 Scene 5, where she asked "spirits that tend on mortal thoughts" to"Unsex her here ... fill her head to toe with direst cruelty".
In the concluding sentences of The Great Gatsby, it could be argued that Fitzgerald suggests we should embrace ambition and hope as part of our humanity, even as "we beat on ... borne back ceaselessly into the past".
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I have gotten out of my routine because I am so weight lazy. One day I'll do 15lb bicep curls, the next day I'll do 30lb curls because I'm too lazy to change the weights on the nautilus machine.
by joecoolthefool July 16, 2017
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Person 1: "my phone is about to die, but I need to keep working on my aeronautical engineering homework!"
Person 2: "go grap your charger!"
Person 1: "but my charger is down stairs!"
Person 2: "god, you're so selectively lazy."
Person 2: "go grap your charger!"
Person 1: "but my charger is down stairs!"
Person 2: "god, you're so selectively lazy."
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