cooper larson

Someone who is very clumsy and always fucks things up and gets no butches

I'm happy I get bitches, unlike cooper larson

Yeah me too he's so clumsy

by You'readipshit January 18, 2025

grand larsony

when a person with the last name larson steals a large sum of money, usually over 100$

hey that guy is committing grand larsony

by thatblondguy February 7, 2025

grand larsony

What Zeus accused Prometheus of when da latter stole fire to give to Man.

Poseidon's "name dat starts wif da last letter of da alphabet" brother had little room to talk in accusing anyone of "grand larsony", considering all of da awful and deeply-sinful misdeeds dat he himself committed!

by QuacksO December 23, 2025

Pulling a Larson

When you go over to someone's house, then take a fat, disgusting shit in said person's washroom.

I think Chad's dad was listening to me pulling a larson in his queen mary

by Turd Ferguson17 January 17, 2011

taking a larson

Taking a shit.

Someone was knocking on the door when i was taking a larson

by Big guy 58201 April 2, 2019

Sebastian Nuńez Larsson

A fucking legend that i raped in the ear cause i'm the fucking ear raper i'm coming for y'all moms so u better lock her in the basement.

I raped Sebastian Nuńez Larsson

by The ear raper October 11, 2019

Pulling a larsen

Leaving the night prematurely without saying goodbye to your friends. Usually is to see a chick for a bootycall.

“Yo where did Seb go?”
“I don’t know man I think hes pulling a larsen for that tinder chick”

by bigjohnstephen November 12, 2020