Lard-string

A string of lard; lazy; unmotivated; lifeless; careless; can be used in the same context as a couch potato.

"I just lay there like a lard-string."

by Shortcakems March 16, 2009

lard eater

a fat bastard who eats a large diet of fatty foods

jim your a lard eater

by faggot sucking cock November 20, 2009

Lard-o-plex

When your lard ass is as big as an apartment complex.

Holy crap! did you see Tina?

yeah she is a freakin lard-o-plex.

by C-shellz September 15, 2010

lardler

An obese toddler.

That 3 year old just ate an entire box of donuts and 3 bags of candy! What a lardler!

by Sparklelicious February 17, 2015

lairy bean

Someone who is loud mouthed, boisterous and likes to have it large.

That guy at the party was a right lairy bean, wasn't he?

by Bellthehippo November 29, 2015

lardkin

Typically a large kid that is short and fat. Kind of like a munchkin but Lardkin

Holy shit Tyson is such a Lardkin.

by Jimmyg465yeah September 13, 2016

Lard Lad

One who eats too much food. Lard in particular.

Woah, he just ate a whole box of Oreos. He must be a Lard Lad.

by Legend.Of.Life September 12, 2016