Lafungus

someone whos built like a pig rat hog, with a big hairy nose like a truffle pig

duuude that guy johnny.. he's such a lafungus bro. always goozin all over the place

by Nizraf101 November 6, 2025

left laning

The act of getting fellated by a fine beezy while driving a automobile.

I was left laning it yesterday. Betty gives good brain.

by left laner October 27, 2007

egg-laying

abortive; unsuccessful.

Don’t watch that egg-laying flick.

by uttam maharjan December 28, 2011

Maple Leafing

When you are sure to win a game/series and miraculously choke and lose the game, defying all odds.

Source: Toronto Maple Leafs playing in game 7 of 2013 NHL Playoffs Round 1 against the Boston Bruins with 10 minutes to go and leading 4-1, and again with less than 2 minutes left and leading 4-2, start choking and lose the game and the series in OT.

"The Bruins just maple leaf'ed game 6 of the cup final! Karma's a biaaatch!"

"We've almost got this game! let's not be maple leafing it in these final minutes boys!!"

by hockey gods June 27, 2013

down laying

A queen laying down sarcastically

Down laying- a Bitch with a attitude who thinks she's a queen laying down

by Your daughters nigger May 24, 2016

Jared Laing

Jared is a tall man who hit puberty at a young age. He has a huge d**k and the ladies can always see his bulge.

"Look at him you can see it his name must be Jared Laing"

by Jackasswhohatesyouall December 8, 2016

Pooch laxing

When you are relaxing with your pooch or pet

Pooch laxing on the couch with my pup after a long day.

by Bross December 27, 2018