Red hot lobster 

A naked female is on all fours doing the crab walk in pursuit of her chosen male, in order to pin him down with her pussy so that she can fuck him senseless. Meanwhile, the male is spanking her with a freshly-caught ocean lobster, covered in Tabasco sauce to keep her away. The dripping wet female then begins singing her mating call, a classic B52's song “Rock Lobster”, in order to seduce the male. Once muscling the male in the corner, she proceeds to mount his cock whilst still in crab-walk position. Her rendition of "Rock Lobster" is then blurred as random screams and moans occur more frequently.

"Let's go slap the red hot lobster."

Red hot lobster by TryItUWill_LikeIt July 14, 2014

Corey's a Lobster! 

Corey (or anyone else for that matter) is someone commonly called a "Lobster" when he is acting stupid, weird or annoying.

Corey: *Makes a weird sound in class*
Student 1: what was that?
Student 2: He's calling for a female Lobster to mate with.
Student 3: Corey's a Lobster!

Corey's a Lobster! by Lee Pong May 7, 2009

Garbo Lobster 

Someone who is so bad at something that they affect the people around them and make them bad. Hence they are 'lobbing' their 'garbage' skills at others.

We would have won the game, but Bob over there is such a garbo lobster that he makes the whole team suck.

Garbo Lobster by HeavyMetalNinja September 7, 2008

Dutch Lobster 

1. A homosexual act where one man engages in anal sex with another man and grabs his man boobs so hard that it leaves "claw" marks.
2. A sexual act, where a man has vaginal sex from behind, clutching her breasts so hard that it leaves "claw" marks, and just prior to orgasm, withdraws his penis and inserts it in her anus.
3. Another sexual act, the woman penetrates her man anally with the use of a "strap on", and grasps his man boobs so hard as so to leave marks.

1. Mark's partner Richard was so fond of giving him a Dutch Lobster that he had to wear t-shirts in the summer to cover the scratches.
2. Me: Dude, we were so wasted last night, my girl let me give her a Dutch Lobster
Dude: No way!
Me: Yeah, but she made me pay for it.
Dude:How?
Me: I gotta be the Designated Driver to her friends baby shower next weekend.
3. Girlfriend: I can't believe my man!
Gay Male Friend: What happened?
Girlfriend: He got me wasted and did the old Dutch Lobster on me!
Gay Male Friend: Well... What did you do?
Girlfriend: Got my old strap-on, waited til he fell asleep, and gave him a Dutch Lobster!
Gay Male Friend: Oh girl, next time invite me over for a little Lobster!

Dutch Lobster by Tankboy February 14, 2006

She's your Lobster 

From the sitcom Friends.
Phoebe talking complete nonsense, exclaiming that Rachel is Ross' lobster and their suppose to grow old together.

nicole trying to use the 'she's your lobster line on me'
nicole: you're my lobster
me: WTF?
nicole: you know, off friends?
me: uhh no...
nicole: =/
me: owned!

She's your Lobster by i'm licking your windows March 15, 2009

dirty lobster 

When banging a girl in the butt, you reach around and give her a double tittie twister.

Becky was not too happy when i gave her a dirty lobster last night.

dirty lobster by DL2345678 March 27, 2009

Cock Lobster 

A lobster with cocks instead of claws.

Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a cock
It wasn't a cock
It was a cock lobster

Cock Lobster by AmericanIdol101 February 17, 2008