lampshade

jewish skin that german soldiers used as lampshades.

i skinned crum and mcnac and made them into a lampshade

by mack January 18, 2004

lampshade

a word used to describe a boy that is apathetic in his responses to a girl's flirtation methods; his lightbulb is disfunctional and therefore no electricity/LIFE runs through; aka "shoe box"

Ian is such a lampshade. Actually, they're ALL lampshades! They MUST be gay...

by anonymous lawn chair girl November 6, 2003

lawsome

To be awesome and lame at the same time.

"Elizabeth, you are lawsome!"

by Alexsex September 25, 2006

Lawnsby

N.

1. A human who lacks any sort of coordination or motor skills.
2. A court-jester.
3. Characterized by spasmatic laugher.

Derivation unknown

Fishel could not come up with a definition for this term, he is just another lawnsby.

by t vance June 20, 2006

lampshade store

a front for a drug dealership

"let's go to the lampshade store and stock up"

by Kathleeeeenenenenene July 26, 2006

lonleyraven lawsuit

threatening a bogus lawsuit via instant messenger

don't talk smack about him on your website, or he'll slap a lonleyraven lawsuit on you!

by shannon w. May 6, 2009

Nuremberg Laws

The lack of a clear legal method of defining who was Jewish

The Nuremberg Laws classified people with four German grandparents as "German or kindred blood", while people were classified as Jews if they descended from three or four Jewish grandparents. A person with one or two Jewish grandparents was a Mischling, a crossbreed, of "mixed blood".1 These laws deprived Jews of German citizenship and prohibited marriage between Jews and other Germans.

by I.S.M<3 April 10, 2011