Lancaster

When you're boning your girlfriend and she yells out some mythical creature that you have never heard of. Instead of yelling at her and asking her what the hell she is talking about you simply yell "Oh Lancaster" and you will both be equally confused.

Girl: Oh Lockeness Monster!!!!
Guy: OH LANCASTER
Girl: What the hell?
Guy: What the hell is the lockeness monster?

by Barry S. June 2, 2009

lancing

town which contains lots of massive losers, usually called squire.

this town is such a lancing

by squire poohead April 3, 2008

lancaster calves

Having large, muscular calves

A lady whose calves are like WHAT

Damn, those calves are straight Lancaster calves

by chinobeans May 6, 2009

Lancedale

Ultimate statement of badassery.

"When he jumped the police car and blew up the station it was totally Lancedale"

by lancedholmen February 3, 2010

lancashire hotpot

n. See creampie, but strictly between the flaky pastry of the Northern British folds.

Y'all right sonny? You want me to give me a Lancashire Hotpot tonight?
You randy buggar, ye!

by Mrs Brown March 13, 2015

lanca

A rare sparkling dimand said to have power over pirates

The pirate lost tought for other treasures when he seen lanca

by camdon bin October 7, 2016

Lanced

The art of getting properly and utterly trolled beyond recognition...

Damn bro I totally just got Lanced today and didnt even see it coming

by TrolleMasta March 24, 2017