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Kitchen Witch

A woman who operates a business out of her home.
My sister is a kitchen witch, she's selling her homemade candles online.
by manworm02 July 23, 2020
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Turkish soup kitchen

The act of having one person in the middle of a circle of people, while everyone in the circle simultaneously has diarrhea all over the person in the middle.
After overhearing that Kyle was going to a soup kitchen, she decided to tag along. She was placed in the middle, and the Turkish soup kitchen began.
by Perpetual Expert May 6, 2013
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up my kitchen

Phrasal verb: up in my kitchen.

Used by speaker to indicate emphasis. For example "It was a really intense interview. He was totally up in my kitchen". Due to flexibility of construct, the context of when the phrasal verb is used is imperative and will affect meaning. It can be used to denote positive or negative situations. For example "We had an incredible time. She was totally into my kitchen".
"God it was so up my kitchen"

"He was totally up in my kitchen"

"How was last night?" "Four words for you. Up. In. My. Kitchen"

"Don't be getting all up in my kitchen."
by Julicnic November 27, 2013
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kitchen fella

Any non english speaking man that works as a kitchen employee in a restaurant. Usually these people are not US citizens, most have numerous children, have never used birth control, collect benefits under a fake SSN, and have no personal need to be contributing person in society. Commonly used to describe non english speaking hispanic men between 18-50 years old. mexican beaner wetback spic burrito latino taco dirty sanchez dirty thief brown
"Those damn kitchen fellas stole my bike."
by awunderlich September 1, 2006
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neutral kitchen footprint

The amount of mess left in the kitchen by a person, group, or animal. Especially problematical with men, children and dogs. The goal is to be kitchen neutral, where every item taken out of the cupboards, drawers and refrigerator should be returned, eaten or disposed of, creating a neutral effect.
Ryan: Dude, I thought we were going longboarding now. Why are you cleaning up the kitchen?
Zach: My Mom makes us have a neutral kitchen footprint, so I have to clean up the dishes before we go.
by suzibella January 18, 2012
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Chicago Soup Kitchen

When a man farts simultaneously to ejaculating into his partner's mouth.
Boy, I felt bad for Susan after her boyfriend gave her a chicago soup kitchen a few nights ago. She's giving him a hummer one second, then she's puking right afterward!
by Lawrence K. March 18, 2011
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California Pizza Kitchen

The act of eating 10 pepperoni pizzas while your ass is simultaneously plugged up (to mimick the effects of constipation). Then shitting on a newspaper and making your partner read it.
Dude, I saved the newspaper from the day after 9/11 and decided to do a California Pizza Kitchen for my girl. I think she'll like it.
by billygowhoop August 14, 2008
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