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keys cow

DO NOT USE THIS AND CONVERT IT INTO FILIPINO IT SAYS SUSI BAKA
oh look its a keys cow
by anonymous April 17, 2022
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keyser middle school

it is hell on earth the school is poor the food sucks and water sucks but the teachers are not that bad and the old teachers like the 15 to 10 year old girls
by ljdhuifgbuisegiuk May 2, 2022
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bike keys

The tools of choice of bike thieves. Most often it is the 24" bolt cutters which can cut most any lock or cable. Heavy-duty U-locks are easily cut with an angle-grinder in 30 seconds. Older ones can simply be picked with a bic pen.
Damn, my wad is getting thin. I think I'll take my bike keys out on the town and earn me some more dinero.
by CameronBaum March 1, 2011
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keystoner

A clueless touron from Pennsylvania (nickname: the Keystone State), usually from some obscure small town in central PA, who vacations in Ocean City in the summer and drives like a complete and total jackass on Coastal Highway, blocking traffic by going 20 MPH or less, not paying attention to anyone else around them, and cutting across three lanes of traffic without warning to make a turn (a.k.a., a "Pennsylvania left-hand turn"). They are also infamous for asking idiotic questions like "Where's the beach?", "How do I get to the Boardwalk?", and "Have you ever heard of a place called Seacrets?".
"Dude, some keystoner just pulled a Pennsylvania left-hand turn on Coastal Highway and caused a three-car accident."

"Some keystoners just asked me how to get to the beach."

Can also be used as an adjective: "I would have been here a half hour ago, but I got keystoned on Coastal Highway. Damn tourons." (keystoned = surrounded by keystoners going 20 MPH, and unable to pass.)
by OC Local July 1, 2007
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becket keys

Becket Keys Church of England School is a free school established in Brentwood, Essex, England in 2012. It was the first Church of England secondary school to be established as part of the free schools programme. The school is sponsored by Russell Education Trust.

Every school has its ups and downs but unfortunately still, certain individuals left without any improvement in character and are blaming the school and others in it for the problems they have had, past and present, forgetting to realise they are the common denominator of course.

It is very easy to spit hate and complain about every group there was in the cohort of 2013-2018, even after leaving, but often, certain individuals just needed to sort themselves out and life would have improved for not only them but everyone else.
Do you know Becket keys?
The secondary school in Brentwood?
Yes.
by Another yute April 24, 2019
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Keyshawn

A kid who smells like milk and thinks defending himself with yo mama jokes and “you’re gay” will make him win arguments
Keyshawn: “Lowkey she got a fat 🍑”
by Johnny Sinssss June 12, 2020
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randomly typed keys

Some keys randomly typed like gjkgohkjeopvckiwkbvopsk.
"Dude, people actually study what keys people randomly type?"
by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003
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