Jesus

Big beefy man boy who sits behind you in science and asks for a pencil (but little do you know he's crushing on you secretly). He has a strange background. He says he was born in the holy land or something. He is the most hottest man you will ever ever see in all of your life. He will always be the man you love, so you worship him in church every day so maybe he might come back to you and marry you, so you have an excuse to divorce your now husband ,David.

Grandkid 1: Nana what is love?
You: A great and amazing thing
Grandkid 2: Who was your first love.
You: ah it was a long time ago.. Jesus. That's why I go to church everyday.

by Ratatouille#1. January 8, 2020

Jesus

A Jew. (this is for all Christians who believe that being mean to Jews is cool and it has to do with Christ) Jesus was born by a harlot in the year 7 a.d. he was born a jew, he died a jew. he was killed by ROMANS (not other Jews). Also, the Roman emperor burned him on the cross while eating dinner, so he was not taken off.

"Jesus died a Jew"

by Fred Johnson 3 June 15, 2009

JESUS

Jesus is a crazy Mexican but good to hang out out with and hes really bad at fornite though.

Jesus is a good dude

by duff455 May 29, 2018

Jesus

This BITCH is just Sausage backwards here's an example

Oh I believe in Jesus the Sausage

by MemeGod2000000 November 13, 2018

Jesus

Jesus

Susej

Pronounced susage, sounds like sausage and is used to describe the hardness of the male erection.

Damn my dick be as hard as a “Jesus” right now man!

by YEETRMAN-/;o;/ April 25, 2019

Jesus

A person who eats only cow shit for a diet

"WOW! i wouldnt want to be jesus"

"Why is jesus always getting into fights?!"

by Axelymwa January 31, 2022

jesus

The basketballer who takes all the game winning shots.

Ray Allen goes for the 3 and he got it. He has done that so many times, he is Jesus.

by anony23 April 30, 2009