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Get the jessica simpson mug.Usually a girls name but if you know a guy named Jessie, you are very fortunate. He is everything you ever wanted. He is wanted by many women but if he loves you he is devoted to only you. Be glad you have him. Other women may try to take him from you but they will fail.
by The One and Only Destiny February 3, 2010
Get the Jessie mug.When a guy is in the mood for sex and his girl is either not in the mood, or on the rag. He waits for her to fall asleep then busts a load on her leg while she is sleeping and leaves the load there for the rest of the night.
I was so horny last night, but Kelly started her period earlier that day. So i just gave her a fat jessie.
by Dan Hodges September 1, 2008
Get the fat jessie mug.a stupid blonde bimbo who can't act and for some reason appeals to the majority of the male population even though she's got a big-ass nose.
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Get the Jessica Simpson mug.a manly man,very out going, funny. A guy who can fit into any situation from dinner with your parents to a casual lazy day.
The guy you want to hug.
A true mama's boy.
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by mamaboy March 29, 2011
Get the jessi mug.An ugly, useless, odd-eyed, actress, who is terrible at almost everything she does publicly. Her voice and reaction in acting is that of a 5 year old's. Her scream is terrible and very threatening. She is also getting older and older and older every hour of every day. It is believed she gets plastic surgery and Botox behind the eyes of the media.
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