shit on my shit

when somebody shits on your shit

bro damien will shit on my shit

by shitza January 7, 2020

shits

similar to calling fives on a seat. but you call shits so you can go drop a deuce and still have ur seat when u come back

Edwin: fuck dude i gotta take the browns to the super bowl if u know what i mean.
Tony: yea dude i totally know what u mean
Joy: oh man im totally taking ur seat, theres no way u get back in time for fives
Edwin: oh yea? SHITS!! pussy

by Sweet Edwin March 26, 2007

shit it

towines use it to scare non towines (note:dose not work)
non towies take piss of it like : poo it

gay

by luke grinstead May 13, 2003

Shits

n.

One of the two basic types of people in the world. The Shits are self righteous hypocrites that only look out for themselves and desperately crave power, status, praise, and the right to pass judgment on everything they disapprove of.

An expression first used by Jack Black in the memoir “You Can’t Win” and later referenced in the novels of William S. Burroughs. See also: Johnsons and Shits and Johnsons.

by William Lee January 23, 2004

the shit

When a situation or item is incredibly good.

That 68 VW van is the shit!

by stephen September 9, 2003

Shitness

A poor quality witness

They found me guilty because of my shitness.

by Benncm April 20, 2011

shit

in the olden days, manure was transported on ships but it would explode because the gas produced from the manure couldn't escape. To prevent explosions, the manure was identified with S.H.I.T, meaning, "Ship High in Transit."

"when the shit hits the fan"

by tbone00 August 12, 2007