Teller: Why don't blind people like to skydive?
Person #1: Why?
Teller: It scares the heck out of the dogs.
Everybody: ...
Teller: *laughs*
Person #2: That was a bank joke, man.
Person #1: Why?
Teller: It scares the heck out of the dogs.
Everybody: ...
Teller: *laughs*
Person #2: That was a bank joke, man.
by Robert Watson September 30, 2005
by Jon Lance October 13, 2008
A joke, usually between no more then 10 people, and usually sounds like complete nonsence if you are not part of it. Usually, It is something that happened or what someone said that was really funny at the time.
If someone who was not there when whatever happened, and are told the story of what did, it doesn't count as an inside joke with that person.
If someone who was not there when whatever happened, and are told the story of what did, it doesn't count as an inside joke with that person.
Rachel: Lightly toooooast
Olivia: Hahahaaa
Alyssa: What?
Olivia: Inside joke
Jill: Heee-yaa!
Omi: Hahahaa...Hee-yaa!
Jill: No. you can't do it. you weren't there.
Olivia: Hahahaaa
Alyssa: What?
Olivia: Inside joke
Jill: Heee-yaa!
Omi: Hahahaa...Hee-yaa!
Jill: No. you can't do it. you weren't there.
by IcedTeaaaa August 18, 2009
An internet meme involving puting something inside of something else, that is usually the same thing, in order to achieve carrying out a ceratain action while carrying out the same action. Most uses begin with the phrase "Yo Dawg"
A: Hey man, you want to hear an Exzibit Joke?
B: Sure, why not.
A: Ok, here goes. Yo dawg, we put a car in your car, so you can drive while you drive.
B: Sure, why not.
A: Ok, here goes. Yo dawg, we put a car in your car, so you can drive while you drive.
by Gameguy602 April 21, 2010
A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." Johnny asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream." Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!"
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 07, 2019
Man: Feminists should just take a dick in their ass before they hate it.
Women: You know what? You're a misogynist patriarchy pig!
Man: Stop, you're just Sucking the Joke.
Women: You know what? You're a misogynist patriarchy pig!
Man: Stop, you're just Sucking the Joke.
by 8 inches soft September 26, 2017
by Snookiefish February 17, 2009