indirect fart

Draconian punishment for the fussy girfriend who keeps complaining about your unavoidabe flatulence, and who keeps escaping when you try to hold her head under the blanket.

A rich fart is released silently into your hand, you expell all air from your lungs then breath in the fart from your closed hand. You now make an amorous approach and breath the fart into her face / mouth as you kiss her. This will cure the problem as she WILL leave you. Failing this you repeat the procedure but first you bite strips of of your fingernails and wedge them between your teeth - an "indirect fart with nails"

I gave her an indirect fart

by Brucester September 10, 2006

indie rock

An umbrella term for various non-commercial strains of rock and roll, separate from heavy metal's non-commercial artists. Its origins can be traced back to punk rock and post-punk of the late '70s and the early '80s. That non-commercial nature could stem from the outwardly ugly sound of the music, the wishes of the artist, the effeminacy of the music, etc. Indie rock is a wide umbrella, covering music, such as country/western or soft rock, that the punks would have rejected.

Saying that a band plays indie rock really doesn't say much about what kind of music it plays.

by Domukaz March 2, 2007

Indie-bee

Indie wanna be. Someone who chooses bands that are primarily rock that aren't technically listened to by everybody but are still quite popular (slipknot, stone sour, etc) and treats that band like they are the only ones who have ever heard of them.

Indie-bee: I can't wait until I go see slipknot live next weekend. You probably never heard of them. They are SERIOUSLY underground.

Person 2: oh yeah I like them. Duality is my favorite song.

Indie-bee: shut up! That's probably like the only song you've heard by them!

Person 2: Dude you are such an indie-bee

by The rat bandit October 23, 2010

Indie Kid

Indie Kids are not the pretentious college twats that shop at Hollister and Topshop. They are people with a love for individually produced media that show an interest in art and other similar forms of expression. This is perhaps because it is avoiding the rat-race, hence the 'indi' part of the identity. Despite the new forming popular beliefs stemming from British high school and College students, they are not part of popular culture, rather, the name 'indie' or 'hipster' has been taken to embody a different meaning. An indie kid may be seen as precocious, due to the fact that they have an extensive vocabulary and do not follow the mainstream, but, this is in fact the indie kids greatest asset. I will not name a 'famous indie', due to the fact that, if they are non-existent and have been sucked into the belief that they are being individual, whilst wearing outfits practically made of money. This is why Alexa Chung or Taylor Swift will never be indie. Contrary to popular belief, indie kids are not actually kids, they are usually in their late teens to their 30s and usually care about environmental issues such as Fracking. They express themselves how they want and are an interesting group of people as they value individual thought and opinion. This is why many indie's take up photography and playing an instrument.

Alex: Hey, look at that girl with her topshop bag... she must be indie!!
Sophia: Indie kids are not conformist, you idiot :')
*points to a girl reading Aquinas' 'Summa Theologica'*
Sophia: She's indie.

by Darknessandpolaroids December 19, 2013

Indie-Rose

indie-rose is an elite name for all them girlies who never found there name on a water bottle, keychain or coca cola can

Hi Indie-Rose

by werydcfgvbjhnm January 11, 2021

indiehead

someone who is into indie music

julian: i like to listen to indie rock bands

rivers: oh, so you’re an indiehead?

by FuriousNinja June 21, 2022

Indiot ( Indie Idiot )

Stupid idiots who think they are cool and 'indie' ( whatever the fuck THAT means ) because they follow the latest trend of listening to commercial mainstream 'popular' chart music.
These tossers are often found shopping in Topman and H&M etc and can be seen wearing tight skinny jeans, polo shirts, cardigans, waistcoats, converse all-star trainers and weird hats ( basically anything that any other person is wearing - shit that no one wore 10 years ago - note to shops, kerrching ).

They also think that being gay is cool and so like to wear bright colours, have messy medium-long hair and think they are totally unique even though there are millions like them. They do not understand the meaning of the word 'indie'. Indie initially meant Independant i.e bands that were not signed to major record labels and were relatively unknown. Their fans were against all the charts stood for. Nowadays 'indie' means a band usually starting with the word 'the' who sing in an overly exaggerated english whiney accent ( even the Scottish bands like The Fratellis ), have jangly guitars which arent played properly, care more about their looks than their music, think an achievment is getting into the top 10 and generally fanny about with their lyrics thinking they are smart and poetic singing about society and teen angst but are really just studenty wankers who dont really have a clue.Thankfully these bands make their quick buck and are usually quickly forgotten about as every other cunt has moved onto the next 'indie' band.
These indiots usually have ties with the New Rave and Techno scene which is also a fuckin false rip off i.e The Klaxons and Hadouken! ( both fag 'bands' )
Indiots think their music is rock but its really just a new name for pop thanks to NME being total cunts and wanking over the latest 'The' band. NME is shite btw.

Indie Cunt: ''The Arctic Monkeys are the shit. I was in Topman earlier and bought this badboy cardigan, I am so indie so I am''

Indie Cunt 2: ''No way! I bought that exact same cardigan! We are so indie!''

Normal person: ''They are fuckin Indiots''

Indiot ( Indie Idiot )

by StevenIndieHater October 17, 2007