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HufflePuff

"HufflePuff" is one of the many names of a well known forum troll in Israel. Claiming to be a teenage female, her famous haunting place are the Computer Hardware forums of www.gamer.co.il.

Her behavior includes: General trolling, trying to prove her superior intellect (And failing miserably), judging other people's fashion sense, trying to acquire a picture and an MSN nickname of every forum member and in general having no life.

Known aliases: Hifflepuff, Cassandra, Hassandra, Comeundone, and many others too numerous to count. She has been banned more times than anyone can count, but always finds a way to get back onto the forums and keep trollin'.
HufflePuff: "Too bad you guys are so pale, I want to see real men here (That is, tanned !)."

HufflePuff: "You look like a caveman with all that hair !"

HufflePuff: "Wow, much hair on your chest ! You gotta remove it quick !"
by Sovereign007 June 18, 2009
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hufflepuff

the pussies of Hogwarts, except Tonks and Cedric Diggory. the rest are pussies
"I'm not brave, smart, or ambitious, that's why I'm in Hufflepuff."
by Christine F. October 11, 2007
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Huffo'potamus

Used to describe someone of low quality who may resemble a hippopotamus. Prefix coming from 'huff', the most powerful insult you can call somebody. Meaning of such low grade, that just associating yourself with something huff will bring down your value as a human being.
Jason: who's that huff guy over there dancing with that girl.
David: that's Aakash, he has a thing for Huffo'potamus'.
Jason: damn, I guess being huff is contagious.
David: you know it, don't look in his eyes, you might catch it.
by doshi6 January 15, 2014
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Huffy

When a guy pumps air into his pee hole with bicycle tire pump and then spurts the air back out in the girls face.
Da bitch went down on me and I gave her a huffy.
by Mikey Ma;lskdjgadhgjfkdsssss February 28, 2008
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Huffing

Something dumbasses do to get high and surefire way to kill all your brain cells. Involves inhaling the fumes of a often neurotoxic or carcinogenic volatile substance and the supposed "high" is literally generated by the solvent dissolving the myelin sheath around your brain cells and killing them or straight out hypoxia. A great way to become dead, a vegetable or too retarded to humanly function.
Bob after wasting his life huffing literally anything he could get his hands on.

"ey huVed gawsOleen ayD HoRZ PuuP AyD Noaw aWl mye Bwane SelLz R DeD aYd mYe DawGgi Iz DeD aYD eym eN dA Jale Sel 4 lyf."
by Underplaces December 17, 2019
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huffer

One who greedily licks on nut sacks
That Jack is a fucking suck huffer
by Leroy March 14, 2003
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Hufflepuff

Hufflepuff, the loser house at Hogwarts. Gryffindor, values courage. Slytherin, values ambition and cunning, Ravenclaw, values Intelligence and wit but Hufflepuff just values loyalty and hard working - how lame is that compared to the rest? No one wants to be in Hufflepuff.

And quick side note - its emblematic animal...is a badger, I mean, fucking Gryffindor have a goddam lion and Hufflepuff gets a badger?
Hufflepuff, is a house for people who are hard-workers (NERDS!!!)
by Peevesthepoltergeist January 15, 2010
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